Archive for the ‘Relationship Humor’ Category
Monday, January 11th, 2010
Some men send their wives Hallmark greeting cards. Then there’s Dick Kleis of Zwingle, Iowa, who got a bit more “creative” on his wife Carole’s birthday. He spent three hours spelling out a huge love note in 120,000 pounds of “good, soft, gushy, warm” manure. And proving that there’s no accounting for taste, his wife actually liked it, saying her hubby “dung good”.
Attention, dear hubby Mark … and any other man who might be inspired by this story on a birthday, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day: Don’t even think about it!
And that brings me to my latest limerick:
How To Muck Up Gift-Giving
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear hubby, I’d really be miffed
If you gave me manure as a gift.
Now I don’t expect plush
If you ain’t feeling flush.
But dung? Sweet revenge will be swift.
Tags: Carole Kleis, Dick Kleis, Gift Humor, Greeting Cards Verse, Love Notes, Manure Humor, Spousal Humor, Zwingle Iowa
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Birthday Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Gift Giving Humor, Holiday Humor, Letter Limericks, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Humor, Weird News Snark | 9 Comments »
Sunday, September 13th, 2009
Tags: Aging, Birthday Celebrations, Birthday Limerick, Broadway Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Dancing, God of Carnage, Hope Davis, Husband Wife Limerick, James Gandolfini, Jeff Daniels, Marcia Gay Harden, Mexican Food, New York City Dining, September Holidays, Theater Poem, Toloache, Yasmina Reza
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Holiday Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Movie & Play Humor, New York Limericks & Haiku, Night On The Town, Personal, Recreation & Fun Humor, Relationship Humor, Restaurant Reviews, Theater Reviews | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
Tags: Blind Dates, Dating Satire, Lawyers, Relationship Contracts, Satirical Agreements
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor, Satirical Contracts | 2 Comments »
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Tags: Appearance, Baldness, Hair, Husband, Marriage, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family Verse, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 16 Comments »
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Tags: Husband, Intonation, Marriage, Music, Saloon, Singing, Tune, Voice, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 12 Comments »
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
Tags: Balloons, Candy, Chocolate, February, February Holidays, Flowers, Gifts, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday, Limerick, Love, Poetry Prompt, Romance, Senryu, Valentine Day's Humor, Valentine's Day
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Battle of the Sexes, Celebrations Poetry, Food & Drink Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor, Shopping Humor | 20 Comments »
Monday, January 5th, 2009
Tags: Clothes Shopping, Clothing, Department Stores, Fashion, Mothers, Parents, Style, Undergarments, Victoria's Secret
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Personal, Relationship Humor, Shopping Humor | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
Tags: Drugs, Health Limericks, Letters, Medications, Meds, Moms, Mothers, Sons
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Communication Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Relationship Humor | 4 Comments »
Monday, October 20th, 2008
Tags: Computer Verse, Mac|Life Magazine, Married Couple Humor, Relationship Poetry, Technology Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry Contest, Relationship Humor, Technology Humor | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Tags: Crafts Fair, Earrings Haiku, Engagement Ring, Fashion Verse, Haiku Prompts, Jewelry Humor, Love Humor, Mom Limerick, Writing Prompts
Posted in Dating Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Fashion Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor | 2 Comments »
Friday, June 13th, 2008
Tags: Furnishings Humor, Furniture Verse, Husband Humor, Poodle Haiku, Short Story, Writing Prompts
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, House & Home Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | 14 Comments »
Friday, June 6th, 2008
Tags: Husband Humor, Insomnia Verse, Sleep Poetry, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | 12 Comments »
Friday, May 23rd, 2008
Tags: Date Haiku, Dating Limerick, Dining Humor, Food Humor, Waiter Verse, Writing Prompts
Posted in Dating Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Wordplay | 13 Comments »
Monday, May 5th, 2008
Tags: Absent-Minded, Car Limerick, Family, Gas Prices, Husband Humor, Marriage Verse, Money Poems, Relationships Poetry, Weather Poem
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Weather Humor | 9 Comments »
Friday, April 4th, 2008
Tags: Aunts, Family, Funny Relatives, Writing Prompts
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 10 Comments »
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
Tags: Apology Limerick, Argument Verse, Relationship Poems, Writing Prompts
Posted in Apology Humor, Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 9 Comments »
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008
Tags: Foreign Concepts, France, Relationships and Marriage Humor, Romance Limerick, Romantic Verse
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor | 13 Comments »
Friday, January 4th, 2008
Tags: Betrayal, Deception, Lies, Lover's Quarrel, Relationship Haiku
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 4 Comments »
