Archive for the ‘Legal & Lawyer Humor’ Category
Thursday, January 5th, 2012
This woman is clearly a creative criminal:
DENVER — A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.
Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called “1957-J no.2″, by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still.
The Critical Ass
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Some critics can be rather tough
On art they don’t like, even rough.
But to rub your nude ass
On it seems rather crass.
Her defense? She was trying to buff.
Tags: Abstract Art Satire, Art Limerick, Carmen Tisch, Clyfford Still, Colorado, Crime, Critics Humor, Law Humor, Vandals
Posted in Art Humor / Verse, Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
Monday, December 26th, 2011
Tags: Advertising Humor, Frogs Humor, Insect and Bug Humor, Insects, iPad Aps, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Litigation Humor, Marketing Humor, Orkin Pest Control, Roaches Humor, Video Humor
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Insect Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marketing Humor | 3 Comments »
Sunday, December 25th, 2011
Tags: Enemies Humor, Limerick Contest, Poetry & Prompts, Threats Limerick, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest | 62 Comments »
Thursday, December 1st, 2011
Tags: Accident Poem, Black Eyes, Cop Limerick, Cops & Police, Good Samaritans, Husband Wife Limerick, Injury Verse, Judy Gold, New York City Verse, Theater Poem, Walking Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Crime & Punishment Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Night On The Town, Relationship Humor, Walking Humor | 18 Comments »
Saturday, November 5th, 2011
Tags: Crime, Law Limerick, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marital Relationships, Marriage Humor, Murder Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Poetry, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest, Relationship Humor | 68 Comments »
Saturday, October 22nd, 2011
Tags: Jail & Prison Humor, Law Humor, Macho, Poetry & Prompts, Tall Tales, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Contests, Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 80 Comments »
Saturday, October 8th, 2011
Tags: Crime, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marriage Limerick, Murder Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Contests, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 49 Comments »
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
Tags: Education & School Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Legal Verse, Marriage Verse, Tanka, Time Humor
Posted in Education & School Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Tanka | 23 Comments »
Tuesday, July 5th, 2011
Tags: Acrostics Poems, Divorce Limerick, Legal Limerick, Marriage Humor, Wedding Humor, Wedding Vows Limerick
Posted in Acrostic Limericks, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor | 18 Comments »
Sunday, May 29th, 2011
Tags: Defamation, Law Humor, Litigation Poem, Money Verse, Mood Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Contests, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 78 Comments »
Sunday, April 24th, 2011
Tags: Arguments, Courthouse Humor, Crime, Law Humor, Legal Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 85 Comments »
Friday, March 25th, 2011
Tags: Briefs Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Law Haiku, Legal Jargon, Legal Opinions, Legal Research, Legal Writing, Library Poetry, New York City Verse, Noise Humor, Paradoxes, Student Loans, Times Square
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Haiku & Senryu, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Money & Finance Humor, New York Limericks & Haiku | 26 Comments »
Monday, March 21st, 2011
Tags: Attorneys Limerick, Copyright Law Humor, Digital Millennium Copyright Act, Free Content, Intellectual Property, Internet Limerick, Lawsuit Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Money Verse, Payment Humor
Posted in Legal & Lawyer Humor, Money & Finance Humor | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011
Tags: ABC, Andrea Canning, CBS, Celebrities, Charlie Sheen, Entertainment Limerick, Guardian, Interview Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Media Limerick, Mental Health, Muammar Gaddafi, TV Humor, Two and a Half Men, Warner Bros.
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Celebrity Humor, Entertainment Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Insurance Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Letter Limericks, Limericks, Media Humor, Television (TV) Humor | 18 Comments »
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011
Tags: All My Gizmos Are Working Day, Broken Gadgets Verse, Calendar Humor, Computer Verse, Gadget Humor, Gizmos, Holiday Satire, Law Humor, Limerick, March Holidays, Odd Holidays, Technology Limerick, Weird Celebrations
Posted in Celebrations Poetry, Computer Humor, Holiday Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Social Satire, Technology Humor, Weird News Snark | 22 Comments »
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Charm Humor, Dishonesty, Law Limerick, Litigation Poem
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Relationship Humor | 8 Comments »
Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Cautionary Tales, Lawsuit Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Litigation Poem, Marriage Limerick, Money Poetry, Nuptials, Wedding Humor
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Humor | 3 Comments »
Sunday, November 28th, 2010
Tags: Drug Laws, Legal Limerick, Marijuana, Music Humor & Verse, Pot, Willie Nelson
Posted in Celebrity Humor, Crime & Punishment Humor, Entertainment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse | 6 Comments »