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The Critical Ass (Limerick)

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

This woman is clearly a creative criminal:

DENVER — A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.

Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called “1957-J no.2″, by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still.

The Critical Ass
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Some critics can be rather tough
On art they don’t like, even rough.
But to rub your nude ass
On it seems rather crass.
Her defense? She was trying to buff.

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Monday, December 26th, 2011

Dip Your Toes In Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Black Eye (Limerick)

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Worldwide Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Saturday, November 5th, 2011

Limerick Tale (Limerick-Off Monday)

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

A Case Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

Sundry Haiku and Tanka

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Married To Acrostic Limericks

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

Courting Acrostic Limericks

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

Moody Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, May 29th, 2011

Argumentative Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, April 24th, 2011

New York Haiku, Legal Haiku, And Tanka Too

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Discontented

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Limerick Odes To Charlie Sheen

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

Celebrate All My Gizmos Are Working Day — March 2nd

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Beguiling Verse

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Billable Pep Talk

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Wedded Bliss Interruptus

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson

Sunday, November 28th, 2010