Archive for the ‘Sports Humor’ Category

Off One’s Game Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, February 5th, 2012

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.

The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner plus the Honorable Mentions.)

How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, and cleverness. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, you can find some helpful resources listed here.)

I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner right before I post next week’s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse.

I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

A fellow was way off his game…*

or

A woman was way off her game…*

*(Minor variations to my first lines are acceptable, but rhyme words may not be altered.)

Here’s my limerick:

Off One’s Game (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A fellow was way off his game
And was looking for someone to blame.
He concluded that God
Had given the nod
To his nemesis — talk about lame!

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter. Thanks!

Super Bowl 2012 Limerick

Saturday, February 4th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

Thrilling Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

Fighting Mad

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

Yet Another 2011 Super Bowl Limerick

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

Not Souped Up By The Super Bowl

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

The Fighter, A Limerick Review

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Sporty Limerick

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

Ugh!

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Drunken Limerick Limerick Audio

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Whimsical Limerick

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Vive Vuvuzelas? Please, No!

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Swimming In Verse

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Thin-Skinned Plushenko Skating On Thin Ice?

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Super Bowl Sunday Blues

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Those “Sorry” Celebrities

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Vacation Verse (Limerick & Haiku Prompt — through July 31st)

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Toying With Kites

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

A Horse Of A Different Color

Sunday, October 21st, 2007