In my youth, I would hide during gym.
(I am klutzy and slow; skill set grim.)
Tossing balls? Not my speed!
As for catching ’em? Heed
What I say: Go find someone with vim!
Tags: Athletic Humor, Athletic Limerick, Gym Humor, Gym Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her political humor blog, or stop by her home page.