Archive for the ‘Telephone Humor’ Category

Limerick Ode to the iPhone’s Siri

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

No Siri for me — I’m serious!

I’m referring to Apple’s wise-cracking, female-voiced digital personal assistant, now available on the iPhone 4S.

Limerick Ode to the iPhone’s Siri
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There’s a newfangled Apple bot, Siri—
A bantering gal, rather eerie.
What a talkative lass!
I’m planning to pass.
Would a male bot be somewhat less cheery?

Limerick Ode To Voicemail

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Commanding and Demanding (Haiku Quintet)

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

Facebook Straits (Updated — The Saga Continues)

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Patently Evil? (Litigation Limerick)

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Pedestrian Plea

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Ode To Takeout (Song Parody to be sung to My Favorite Things)

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

The Outgoing Message I’d Love To (But Probably Shouldn’t) Leave On My Answering Machine (Limerick)

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Pedestrian Poems (Limerick and Haiku Prompt)

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Time Travel

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Ode To The Mobile Web (Cell Phone Browsing Humor)

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007