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Archive for the ‘Telephone Humor’ Category

Patently Evil? (Litigation Limerick)

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Apple and Google are in the midst of a fascinating feud over their competing products, Apple’s iPhone and Google’s Android. Oddly enough, Apple’s co-founder Steve Jobs and Google’s chief executive Eric Schmidt once worked well together, even bringing Google’s search and mapping services to Apple’s iPhone. But Apple’s feeling aggrieved these days and has filed suit against mobile phone maker (and Google supplier) HTC, alleging HTC violated Apple’s iPhone patents.

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Patently Evil?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There’s a battle in hi-tech computing:
Yes, Google and Apple are feuding.
It’s Android v. iPhone.
Says Jobs, you stole my phone,
Alleging a large patent looting.

Pedestrian Plea

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Ode To Takeout (Song Parody to be sung to My Favorite Things)

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

The Outgoing Message I’d Love To (But Probably Shouldn’t) Leave On My Answering Machine (Limerick)

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Pedestrian Poems (Limerick and Haiku Prompt)

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Time Travel

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Ode To The Mobile Web (Cell Phone Browsing Humor)

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007