Archive for the ‘Outdoors Humor’ Category
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
I’m so sick of this snowy New York winter. And of all the fretful phone calls from my mother-in-law, warning hubby Mark about snow shoveling and heart attacks. Funny, she isn’t at all concerned about my heart.
That brings me to my latest limerick:
Send Us Spring, STAT!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’m achy from head down to toe.
The cause? I’ve been shoveling snow.
I wanted to punt,
But instead, did our front,
While my spouse did the rest — quid pro quo.
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I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the one up side of February which is coming up very soon: Valentines Day. And so happy Valentines day, especially to you fellows who may find this Valentines Day column helpful. Gals, you can thank me later.
Tags: Health Risks, Heart Attack Poetry, Mother-in-Law Humor, New York Weather, Seasonal Verse, Shoveling Snow, Snow Storm Poem, Snow Verse, Weather Poem, Winter Limerick
Posted in Chores Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Tags: Funny Cars, Gardening Humor, Holiday Essay, Husband Humor, Insurance Claim Humor, Insurance Humor, Law Column, Mazdas, Toyotas, Vacation Adventures, Vacation Humor
Posted in Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, House & Home Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Insurance Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marriage Humor, Outdoors Humor, Real Estate Humor, Relationship Humor, Travel Humor, Vacation Humor | 2 Comments »
Saturday, December 19th, 2009
Tags: Blizzard Forecast, New York Verse, New York Weather, Snow Storm, TV Weather Reports, Weatherman Poem, Winter Humor, Winter Storm
Posted in Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Seasons Humor, Television (TV) Humor, Weather Humor | 3 Comments »
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
Tags: April, Drought, Haiku & Senryu, Identity Crisis, June, Limerick, New York, Rain, Showers, Verse, Weather, Writing Prompts
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 18 Comments »
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Tags: Biking, Cell Phone, Multitasking, Outdoors, Sports, Texting
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Recreation & Fun Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Tags: Crafts Fair, Earrings Haiku, Engagement Ring, Fashion Verse, Haiku Prompts, Jewelry Humor, Love Humor, Mom Limerick, Writing Prompts
Posted in Dating Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Fashion Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor | 2 Comments »
Monday, July 21st, 2008
Tags: Rain Limerick, Swimming Humor, Vacation Verse, Weather Poem, Writing Haiku, Writing Prompts
Posted in Family Verse, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Sports Humor, Vacation Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 11 Comments »
Monday, May 5th, 2008
Tags: Absent-Minded, Car Limerick, Family, Gas Prices, Husband Humor, Marriage Verse, Money Poems, Relationships Poetry, Weather Poem
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Weather Humor | 8 Comments »
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
Tags: New York City Verse, Seasonal Poems, Seasons, Spring Haiku, Weather Poem, Writing Prompts
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 19 Comments »
Friday, March 14th, 2008
Tags: Backyard, Benign Neglect, Fridge, Gardening Humor, Kitchen, Plants, Refrigerator Poetry, Snow Verse, Trees
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Gardens / Plant Humor, House & Home Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 18 Comments »
Saturday, September 1st, 2007
Tags: Cigarettes, Law Humor, Lawsuit Humor, Lawyers, Litigation Humor, Litigious Society, Neighborly Humor, Neighbors Humor, Smoke-free Satire, Smoking Bans, Smoking Humor, Sweden, Swedish
Posted in Gardens / Plant Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Neighbors Humor, Outdoors Humor, Smell Humor, Smoking Humor, Social Satire | No Comments »
Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Hobbies Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Leisure Time Humor, Marriage Humor, Outdoors Humor, Recreation & Fun Humor, Sports Humor | 10 Comments »
