Archive for the ‘Marriage Humor’ Category
Friday, January 27th, 2012
Google compiles basic profiles on each of its users, based on web browsing habits. And I just found out I’m a 65-plus male.
If you’re wondering who Google thinks you are, simply sign into Google and visit your ad preferences.
Google Doesn’t Have My Number (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It seems Google believes I’m a guy–
One who’s 65-plus. And here’s why:
It claims its conclusion
Is ad-based — Delusion!
Ask my husband — this profile’s a lie!
Tags: Ads Limerick, Advertising Humor, Google, Marketing Humor, Money Poems, Search Engines, Shopping Verse, User Profiles
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Marketing Humor, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor | 3 Comments »
Thursday, December 1st, 2011
Tags: Accident Poem, Black Eyes, Cop Limerick, Cops & Police, Good Samaritans, Husband Wife Limerick, Injury Verse, Judy Gold, New York City Verse, Theater Poem, Walking Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Crime & Punishment Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Night On The Town, Relationship Humor, Walking Humor | 18 Comments »
Saturday, November 5th, 2011
Tags: Crime, Law Limerick, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marital Relationships, Marriage Humor, Murder Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Poetry, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest, Relationship Humor | 68 Comments »
Sunday, October 30th, 2011
Tags: Health & Medical Humor, Loose Tongue, Marital Relationships, Marriage Humor, Nip & Tuck, Physical Appearance, Plastic Surgery, Poetry & Prompts, Relationships Poetry, Talkative, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Contests, Family & Relatives Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest, Relationship Humor | 55 Comments »
Saturday, October 8th, 2011
Tags: Crime, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marriage Limerick, Murder Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Contests, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 49 Comments »
Sunday, September 11th, 2011
Tags: Gambling Limerick, Marriage, Money Poems, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Contests, Gambling & Gaming Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 67 Comments »
Thursday, July 14th, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Computer Humor, Facebook Limerick, Google, GooglePlus, Husbands & Wives, Internet Verse, Technology Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Google, Internet Humor, Marriage Humor, Personal, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor | 4 Comments »
Sunday, July 10th, 2011
Tags: Affair Limerick, Battle of the Sexes, Cheating Spouse, Crime, Foul Play, Husband Wife Limerick, Infidelity Humor, Marital Relationships, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Contests, Crime & Punishment Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 56 Comments »
Tuesday, July 5th, 2011
Tags: Acrostics Poems, Divorce Limerick, Legal Limerick, Marriage Humor, Wedding Humor, Wedding Vows Limerick
Posted in Acrostic Limericks, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor | 18 Comments »
Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Tags: Aesop's Fables, Celebrations Poetry, Husband Wife Limerick, June Holidays, Marriage Limerick, Wedding Anniversary Limerick, Wedding Humor
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Holiday Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor | 10 Comments »
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Husband Wife Limerick, Intercourse Humor, Male Anatomy Humor, Male Reproductive System, Masturbation Humor, Time Humor
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Marriage Humor, Time Humor | 9 Comments »
Monday, May 16th, 2011
Tags: Bakery, Baking Humor, Brides & Grooms, Cakes, Food Verse, Oxymorons, Serendipity, Wedding Humor, Writing Fix, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Celebrations Poetry, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Oxymoron Humor | 10 Comments »
Sunday, May 1st, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Crime, Marriage Limerick, Mental Health, Obsession Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Poetry, Romance Poem, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Crime & Punishment Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor, Obsessions Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor | 89 Comments »
Friday, April 29th, 2011
Tags: Brits, Great Britain, Kate Middleton, Marriage Limerick, Media Limerick, Nuptials, Prince William, Royal Wedding, Wedding Humor
Posted in Marriage Humor, Media Humor | 17 Comments »
Thursday, April 28th, 2011
Tags: April Holidays, Ballroom Dance, Big Bands, Dancing Humor, International Dance Day, Irish Pubs, Rock & Roll, Rumba
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Dance Humor, Exercise Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Personal, Relationship Humor, Seniors Poetry | 34 Comments »
Thursday, April 7th, 2011
Tags: Acrostic Only, Acrostic Poems, Brides & Grooms, Elopement Verse, Guest Lists, Marriage Humor, Parents, Wedding Limerick
Posted in Acrostic Limericks, Anxiety & Stress, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry Forms, Poetry Rules | 33 Comments »
Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
Tags: Career Poem, Decoration Poems, Engagement Ring, Haiku & Senryu, Jewelry Verse, Marriage Verse, Office Decor, Tanka, Temp Workers, Wedding Tanka, Workplace Poetry
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Marriage Humor, Tanka, Workplace & Career Humor | 13 Comments »
Sunday, April 3rd, 2011
Tags: Dishonesty, Lies, Marriage Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Poetry, Romance Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Family Verse, Honesty Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 78 Comments »
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011
Tags: Astronauts, Astronomy Verse, Big Tent Poetry, Clutter Humor, Duct Tape, Household tools, Husband Wife Limerick, Marriage Verse, NASA, Science Humor, Space Station, Velcro
Posted in House & Home Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Science Humor | 31 Comments »
Sunday, February 27th, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Health Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Poetry, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 46 Comments »
