Archive for the ‘Marriage Humor’ Category
Sunday, March 14th, 2010
Are you as sick as I am of our twice-yearly clock-adjustment ritual? Do you think, as I do, that we have more than enough daylight and that there’s no need to save any?
I’m sorry, but my internal clock is sufficiently confused and doesn’t need Daylight Savings Time to make my chronic insomnia even worse. And I’m inclined to clock the next person who reminds me to change my damn clocks.
Save Me From Daylight Savings Time (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
My natural clock is a mess.
Just thinking of sleep gives me stress.
Spring forward—fall back
Makes me more out of whack.
So I don’t change my clocks — I just guess.
Tags: Clocks Limerick, Daylight Savings Time, DST Humor, Insomnia Humor, Time Verse
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor, Mobile Web, Seasons Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | 3 Comments »
Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Tags: Husbands & Wives, Marriage Humor, Romance Humor, Romantic Husbands, Stoics, Valentine's Day, Wedding Proposal Humor
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Marriage Humor | 8 Comments »
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Tags: Health Risks, Heart Attack Poetry, Mother-in-Law Humor, New York Weather, Seasonal Verse, Shoveling Snow, Snow Storm Poem, Snow Verse, Weather Poem, Winter Limerick
Posted in Chores Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Tags: Funny Cars, Gardening Humor, Holiday Essay, Husband Humor, Insurance Claim Humor, Insurance Humor, Law Column, Mazdas, Toyotas, Vacation Adventures, Vacation Humor
Posted in Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, House & Home Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Insurance Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Marriage Humor, Outdoors Humor, Real Estate Humor, Relationship Humor, Travel Humor, Vacation Humor | 2 Comments »
Monday, January 11th, 2010
Tags: Carole Kleis, Dick Kleis, Gift Humor, Greeting Cards Verse, Love Notes, Manure Humor, Spousal Humor, Zwingle Iowa
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Birthday Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Gift Giving Humor, Holiday Humor, Letter Limericks, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Humor, Weird News Snark | 6 Comments »
Sunday, December 27th, 2009
Tags: Funny Columns, Wedding Humor, Wine Humor, Wine Snobs, Wine Tasting
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Leisure Time Humor, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Recreation & Fun Humor, Social Satire | 2 Comments »
Friday, November 27th, 2009
Tags: Ballroom Dance, Dance Classes, Dancing Humor, Exercise Humor, Rumba, Swing
Posted in Dance Humor, Education & School Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Health Verse, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Recreation & Fun Humor | 8 Comments »
Sunday, September 13th, 2009
Tags: Aging, Birthday Celebrations, Birthday Limerick, Broadway Verse, Celebrations Poetry, Dancing, God of Carnage, Hope Davis, Husband Wife Limerick, James Gandolfini, Jeff Daniels, Marcia Gay Harden, Mexican Food, New York City Dining, Theater Poem, Toloache, Yasmina Reza
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Holiday Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Movie & Play Humor, New York Limericks & Haiku, Night On The Town, Personal, Recreation & Fun Humor, Relationship Humor, Restaurant Reviews, Theater Reviews | 5 Comments »
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Tags: Depression, Empty Nest Syndrome, Family, House & Home, Husbands, Limericks, Mental Health, Parenting, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor | 19 Comments »
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Tags: Appearance, Baldness, Hair, Husband, Marriage, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family Verse, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 16 Comments »
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Tags: Husband, Intonation, Marriage, Music, Saloon, Singing, Tune, Voice, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 12 Comments »
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Tags: Absent-Minded, Automobiles, Battery, Cars, Drivers, Husbands, Lights, Limericks, Marriage, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 8 Comments »
Monday, October 20th, 2008
Tags: Computer Verse, Mac|Life Magazine, Married Couple Humor, Relationship Poetry, Technology Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Poetry Contest, Relationship Humor, Technology Humor | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Tags: Crafts Fair, Earrings Haiku, Engagement Ring, Fashion Verse, Haiku Prompts, Jewelry Humor, Love Humor, Mom Limerick, Writing Prompts
Posted in Dating Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Fashion Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor | 2 Comments »
Monday, July 21st, 2008
Tags: Rain Limerick, Swimming Humor, Vacation Verse, Weather Poem, Writing Haiku, Writing Prompts
Posted in Family Verse, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Sports Humor, Vacation Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 11 Comments »
Friday, June 6th, 2008
Tags: Husband Humor, Insomnia Verse, Sleep Poetry, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Marriage Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | 12 Comments »
Monday, May 5th, 2008
Tags: Absent-Minded, Car Limerick, Family, Gas Prices, Husband Humor, Marriage Verse, Money Poems, Relationships Poetry, Weather Poem
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Weather Humor | 8 Comments »
Friday, April 18th, 2008
Tags: Adjustments, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Chiropractic Humor, Health Limerick, Writing Prompts
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Health & Medical Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 3 Comments »
