Archive for June, 2009
Thursday, June 25th, 2009
My Advice To Spammers
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear spammers, I wish you’d take heed.
A spell-check is something you need.
Though I’m surely no Freud,
You should really avoid
Sending “greeting” cards spelled more like “greed.”
Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.
Tags: Computers, Email, Freud, Greeting Cards, Limericks, Spam, Spelling, Technology, Writing Prompts
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Communication Humor, Computer Humor, Email Humor, Internet Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Spam Humor, Technology Humor | 15 Comments »
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
Tags: April, Drought, Haiku & Senryu, Identity Crisis, June, Limerick, New York, Rain, Showers, Verse, Weather, Writing Prompts
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 18 Comments »
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Tags: Depression, Empty Nest Syndrome, Family, House & Home, Husbands, Limericks, Mental Health, Parenting, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor | 19 Comments »
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Tags: Appearance, Baldness, Hair, Husband, Marriage, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family Verse, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 16 Comments »
Friday, June 12th, 2009
Tags: Clerks, Government, Jerks, Limericks, Perks, Workplace, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Workplace & Career Humor | 9 Comments »
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Tags: Husband, Intonation, Marriage, Music, Saloon, Singing, Tune, Voice, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 12 Comments »
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
Tags: Authors & Playwrights, Computers, Electronic Revolution, Limericks, Luddites, Polluters, Technology, Writers, Writing Prompts
Posted in Books, Computer Humor, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Technology Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Tags: Absent-Minded, Automobiles, Battery, Cars, Drivers, Husbands, Lights, Limericks, Marriage, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 8 Comments »
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Tags: Ad Revenue, Bing, Business, Computers, Google, Internet, Limericks, Microsoft, Money, Net, Search Engines, Technology, Web
Posted in Business Humor, Computer Humor, Limericks, Marketing Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Search Engine Tools, Technology Humor | 4 Comments »
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
Tags: Airlines, Commuters, Fares, Planes, Railroad, Trains, Travel, Writing Prompts
Posted in Commuting Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Time Humor, Travel Humor | 8 Comments »
