Posts Tagged ‘Google’

Google Doesn’t Have My Number (Limerick)

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Google compiles basic profiles on each of its users, based on web browsing habits. And I just found out I’m a 65-plus male.

If you’re wondering who Google thinks you are, simply sign into Google and visit your ad preferences.

Google Doesn’t Have My Number (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It seems Google believes I’m a guy–
One who’s 65-plus. And here’s why:
It claims its conclusion
Is ad-based — Delusion!
Ask my husband — this profile’s a lie!

No Longer Tickered Out (Limerick)

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Nonplussed By GooglePlus?

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

A Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Google+

Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

Haiku Ode to the Greplin Engine

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

Patently Evil? (Litigation Limerick)

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Battle of the Search Engines

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009