Posts Tagged ‘Shopping Verse’

Google Doesn’t Have My Number (Limerick)

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Google compiles basic profiles on each of its users, based on web browsing habits. And I just found out I’m a 65-plus male.

If you’re wondering who Google thinks you are, simply sign into Google and visit your ad preferences.

Google Doesn’t Have My Number (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It seems Google believes I’m a guy–
One who’s 65-plus. And here’s why:
It claims its conclusion
Is ad-based — Delusion!
Ask my husband — this profile’s a lie!

Potty-Mouthed Dolls — I’m Not Toying With You (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Left-Handed Underwear

Monday, October 11th, 2010

What A Drag!

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Neither High, Nor Dry

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Threefer Haiku

Friday, May 16th, 2008