Archive for January, 2026

Fed Up With Snow (Limerick)

Friday, January 30th, 2026

When a snow drift is up to my knee,
I’m not thrilled, yet remain beefing-free.
But I still must maintain
It’s okay to complain
If that snow drift is taller than me.

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Only A NEAR-Blizzard??? (Limerick)

Sunday, January 25th, 2026

Heavy snow’s thrown me deep in a slump.
(Yes, I probably sound like a grump.)
Though I know that it’s lame
To attempt to cast blame,
By default I shall fault Donald Trump.

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Doomscrolling Limerick

Saturday, January 24th, 2026

Though I shouldn’t, I doomscroll each day,
Which is NOT a great way to feel gay.
So I’m frequently gloomy.
My fault? Yes, so sue me!
I’ll stop when those fiends go away.

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Snow Mountain Fantasy (Limerick)

Friday, January 23rd, 2026

Weather forecasts have made me dejected,
For a mountain of snow is expected
In New York, where I live.
So I hope you’ll forgive
Me for wanting that storm redirected.

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Mark Warnings (Limerick)

Monday, January 12th, 2026

When you write, punctuation is key.
It can clarify meaning, you see.
Use each comma with care.
Excess bangs? Don’t you dare!!!!
If you’re slapdash your mark shall be D!

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