Posts Tagged ‘NYC Weather’

Blizzard Blues (Limerick)

Monday, February 23rd, 2026

New York City’s been under attack:
We’ve been hit by a blizzardy whack
And are buried in snow;
Twenty inches, and so
Can’t dodge shov’ling with “Oy vey, my back!”

Only A NEAR-Blizzard??? (Limerick)

Sunday, January 25th, 2026

Heavy snow’s thrown me deep in a slump.
(Yes, I probably sound like a grump.)
Though I know that it’s lame
To attempt to cast blame,
By default I shall fault Donald Trump.

Snow Mountain Fantasy (Limerick)

Friday, January 23rd, 2026

Weather forecasts have made me dejected,
For a mountain of snow is expected
In New York, where I live.
So I hope you’ll forgive
Me for wanting that storm redirected.

Enough Already! (Limerick)

Thursday, March 10th, 2022

Today’s Accuweather Headline: “Powerful storm to bury interior Northeast under heavy snow”

My dear Spring, I’m sure hoping you’ll shove
Winter out of the way. No kid glove!
I’m impatient as hell
For a mild weather spell.
Yours sincerely, Mad Kane, with much love.

Withered By Weather (Limerick)

Tuesday, March 8th, 2022

I wrote this yesterday (Monday) when NYC temps reached 67:

It is well over 60, and so
You might think spring’s arrived. Sorry! No!
With the outlook corrected,
A cold wave’s projected:
The forecast for Wednesday is “snow.”