If you’ve ever wondered exactly how the Wonderbra works, this ad provides a handy demonstration.
And that gives me all the excuse I need to post my Wonderbra Song Parody:
Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.
Wonderbra can make you huge.
Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Lifts, shores up, and stacks your boobs.
Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.
Deepens cleavage on demand.
Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Scoops and swells your mammary glands.
The day I first tried on that bra.
That was a miracle.
That was a miracle.
They gaped and gawked and cheered “Hurrah!”
That was a miracle too.
But for all breasts be they large or small.
The most miraculous bra of all. …
