The Wonderbra Song (Song Parody)
If you’ve ever wondered exactly how the Wonderbra works, this ad provides a handy demonstration. (via)
And that gives me all the excuse I need to post my Wonderbra Song Parody:
Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.
Wonderbra can make you huge.
Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Lifts, shores up, and stacks your boobs.
Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.
Deepens cleavage on demand.
Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Scoops and swells your mammary glands.
The day I first tried on that bra.
That was a miracle.
That was a miracle.
They gaped and gawked and cheered “Hurrah!”
That was a miracle too.
But for all breasts be they large or small.
The most miraculous bra of all. …
(My Wonderbra Song Parody is continued here.)
Technorati Tags: Fashion Humor, Feminist Humor, Lingerie Humor, Wonderbra Humor, Bra Humor, Underwear Humor, Song Parodies, Battle of the Sexes, Social Satire
September 14th, 2006 at 8:13 am
The Carnival of Satire (#46)…
Welcome to The Carnival of Satire, where bloggers vent their finely crafted irony and satire. Okay, sometimes it is bluntly crafted, but not this week! We hope you enjoy the genius of these posts as much as we did:
Ahistoricalityhas discovered an i…
September 14th, 2006 at 8:15 am
[…] And while we’re on the topic of social skills … you know, you just don’t see the phrase, “Scoops and swells your mammary glands” enough in popular culture. Madeleine Begun Kane is changing that with The Wonderbra Song . […]
September 20th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
[…] Phew! After all that, maybe some humor is in need? Try “The Wonderbra Song Parody” at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog, or some political cartoons at Drawing The Line Blog. Maybe you are yearning to be a pirate? Try reading up on Piracy 101 from the Skwib, or check out “The Ballad of the Zombie Spider” by El Capitan of the Baboon Pirates. Either way, we’ve got your pirate needs covered. […]
October 20th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
[…] Madeleine Begun Kane, whose limericks and parodies have hooked me on her blog, presents The Wonderbra Song (Song Parody). She seems to have brought humor writing to a new level with her lively, and always entertaining voice. That post, as well as much, much more can be found at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. […]
March 16th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
“Triggering the Grand Irrationality?”
Cowering in an obscure corner of the food pyramid
somewhere between the tofu and the unflavored yogurt
contemplating the juxtaposition of intangibles for all you are worth…..