Archive for April, 2025
Friday, April 25th, 2025
When my boyfriend proposed, mom was pleased:
“No returns, no exchanges,” she teased.
She was thrilled with our match,
For she thought him a catch…
And her “old maid” concerns were appeased.
Tags: Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Engagement Humor, Engagement Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Mothers Humor, Mothers Limerick
Posted in Dating Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on The Engagement (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
An old fellow who’d putter all day
Would refuse to throw refuse away.
When his wife tried to deal
With his clutter, he’d squeal
As he rescued his rubbish array.
Tags: Argument Humor, Clutter Humor, Clutter Limerick, Garbage Humor, Garbage Limerick, Husbands Humor, Husbands Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Trash Humor, Trash Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor | Comments Off on Clutter Conflict (Limerick)
Monday, April 7th, 2025
As the cop brought her in, the young lass
Acknowledged she’d done something crass:
“In hindsight,” she said,
When her rights had been read,
“I shouldn’t have bared my cute ass.”
Tags: Arrests, Bawdy Humor, Bawdy Limericks, Cop Humor, Cop Limerick, Naked Humor, Naked Limerick, Nudity Humor, Nudity Limerick
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Physical Appearance | 1 Comment »
Sunday, April 6th, 2025
“You are constantly spouting some beef,”
Said his boss. “It’s non-stop. No relief!
Your complaints (mostly petty)
Don’t stick. They’re spaghetti.
Do your job and stop giving me grief!”
Tags: Bosses Humor, Bosses Limerick, Complaints, Employee Humor, Employee Limerick, Workplace Humor, Workplace Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Workplace & Career Humor | Comments Off on The Pissed-Off Boss (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day.
Large festivities aren’t my scene.
I’m a hermit, at heart, and not keen
On behavior vivacious,
Flirtatious, or gracious.
Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.
Tags: April Holidays, Hermits, Odd Holidays, Party Day, Party Humor, Party Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Socializing Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on NOT A “Party Gal!” (Limerick)
