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Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:35:05 +0000

Ms. Kane wanted verses with “buff”
But all of us ain’t done enough.
If we don’t do our best,
She might get depressed
And give up the Limerick-Uff.

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:34:04 +0000

The Kid had to wax and to buff
The cars ’til he’d had quite enough,
And Mr. Miyagi,
On finding him groggy,
Determined he had the right stuff.

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:32:54 +0000

At the beach where they bathe in the buff,
I soon felt I’d ogled enough,
As many a sight
Reminded me quite
Of turkeys you’d broil and stuff.

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:31:53 +0000

When opting to swim in the buff,
One confronts a decision so tough:
Would it be more obscene
To shave oneself clean
Or fearlessly feature one’s fluff?

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:34 +0000

A gal who went out in the buff
And accosted old Officer Hough,
Found the law to be hard
In this one regard:
His nightstick, strangely enough.

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:29:17 +0000

A guy who went out in the buff
Soon heard, in a voice that was gruff:
“Ah, sir, in accordance
With our local ord’nance,
Please hold out your hands and I’ll cuff.”

Comment on In Praise Of Frustration (Limerick) by Candice Daoud

Candice Daoud — Sat, 18 May 2013 06:29:57 +0000

I am the same way! I added your blog to my blogroll =)

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Will T. Laughlin

Will T. Laughlin — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:50:57 +0000

I’m told if I want to be buff,
Then I have to get off of my duff.
Yet the muscle we men
Work again and again
Never grows. Do we work it *enough*?

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Will T. Laughlin

Will T. Laughlin — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:47:49 +0000

Here’s Dick, the binocular buff,
Spotting trains as they pass, chuff-a-chuff.
Say, but what’s this I spy?
There’s a girls’ school nearby…
Hey Dickie: I’m calling your bluff!

Comment on Limerick Buff (Limerick-Off Monday) by Will T. Laughlin

Will T. Laughlin — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:17:23 +0000

Cap’n Richard, the yacht racing buff,
Courts the ladies with confidence bluff.
But his shame, when he fails,
Takes the wind from his sails…
That’s the trouble with falling in luff.