Archive for the ‘Behavior & Personality’ Category
Sunday, March 14th, 2010
Are you as sick as I am of our twice-yearly clock-adjustment ritual? Do you think, as I do, that we have more than enough daylight and that there’s no need to save any?
I’m sorry, but my internal clock is sufficiently confused and doesn’t need Daylight Savings Time to make my chronic insomnia even worse. And I’m inclined to clock the next person who reminds me to change my damn clocks.
Save Me From Daylight Savings Time (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
My natural clock is a mess.
Just thinking of sleep gives me stress.
Spring forward—fall back
Makes me more out of whack.
So I don’t change my clocks — I just guess.
Tags: Clocks Limerick, Daylight Savings Time, DST Humor, Insomnia Humor, Time Verse
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor, Mobile Web, Seasons Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
Tags: Art Limerick, Digestion Humor, Dinner Humor, Fart Limerick, Greed Humor, Inheritance Humor, Money Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Art Humor / Verse, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Smell Humor | 11 Comments »
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
Tags: Assumption of Risk, Clumsiness Verse, Embarrassing Experiences, Folding Chair Dangers, Trip & Fall Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Clumsiness Humor, Dance Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks | 3 Comments »
Monday, February 22nd, 2010
Tags: Evan Lysacek, Evgeni Plushenko, Olympic Gold, Olympics Figure Skating, Poor Sportsmanship, Quad Jump, Vancouver Olympics, Winter Olympics 2010
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Canada, Entertainment Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Figure Skating Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Public Figures, Recreation & Fun Humor, Sports Humor, Television (TV) Humor | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Tags: Age Humor, Career Poem, Feminist Humor, Poetry Prompt, Remembering Names, Writing Prompts
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Feminist Satire, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Memory Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Workplace & Career Humor | 17 Comments »
Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Tags: Husbands & Wives, Marriage Humor, Romance Humor, Romantic Husbands, Stoics, Valentine's Day, Wedding Proposal Humor
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Marriage Humor | 8 Comments »
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
Tags: Car Limerick, Driver Distractions, Driving Poetry, Internet Enabled Dashboards, Internet Limerick, Technology Verse, Web Addict
Posted in Addiction Humor, Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Computer Humor, Limericks, Mobile Web, Technology Humor | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
Tags: Bad Behavior, Beyonce Knowles, Insincere Apologies, Joe Wilson, Kanye West, Kim Clijsters, Moonman, MTV VMA's, Rudeness, Serena Williams, Singers, Sportsmanship, Taylor Swift, U.S. Open
Posted in Apology Humor, Behavior & Personality, Celebrity Humor, Entertainment Humor, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Public Figures, Sports Humor | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
Tags: Agent, Business, Clients, Deals, Negotiation, Nudity, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Business Humor, Communication Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Money & Finance Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts | 8 Comments »
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Tags: Appearance, Baldness, Hair, Husband, Marriage, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family Verse, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 16 Comments »
Friday, June 12th, 2009
Tags: Clerks, Government, Jerks, Limericks, Perks, Workplace, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Workplace & Career Humor | 9 Comments »
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Tags: Husband, Intonation, Marriage, Music, Saloon, Singing, Tune, Voice, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 12 Comments »
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Tags: Absent-Minded, Automobiles, Battery, Cars, Drivers, Husbands, Lights, Limericks, Marriage, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Poetry & Prompts | 8 Comments »
Friday, May 22nd, 2009
Tags: Argument, Curse, Fight, Health, Nurse
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Tags: Biking, Cell Phone, Multitasking, Outdoors, Sports, Texting
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Recreation & Fun Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | 1 Comment »
