Though I shouldn’t, I doomscroll each day,
Which is NOT a great way to feel gay.
So I’m frequently gloomy.
My fault? Yes, so sue me!
I’ll stop when those fiends go away.
Posts Tagged ‘Depression Humor’
The Moper (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 24th, 2024A fellow who frequently mopes,
Moaned, “Ev’rything dashes my hopes!”
He even bewailed
A self-hanging that failed:
“The NEXT time, I’m learning the ropes!”
Dumping Grounds (Limerick)
Monday, May 16th, 2022“I’ve a virulent case of the grumps:
When I tried to discard some old pumps,
I got in a clash
Over throwing out trash,
Which explains why I’m down in the dumps.”
