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American Idol’s Problem … Crystallized

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Another American Idol season has come to a close and, once again, the wrong contestant won. Yes, the nervous guy, Lee DeWyze is the new American Idol, besting beating out the far superior singer, Crystal Bowersox. I’m disappointed, but not surprised. Why am I not surprised? I explain in my latest two-verse limerick:

American Idol’s Problem … Crystallized
By Madeleine Begun Kane

American Idol is done,
And sadly, the weaker guy won.
The Bowersox voice
Was a far better choice.
Crystal’s vocals sure hit a home run.

And here’s what has made me quite vexed:
It’s the power of youngsters who text.
They have time on their hands
To be diligent fans
And decide who will win the crown next.

Limerick Ode To Kathleen Madigan

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

An Unmagical Night of Magic (Limerick)

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Limerick Ode To Betty White

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Mad About LOVE

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Limerick Ode To Cher

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

Hooked On True Blood

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Ode To “Rabbit Ears”

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Thin-Skinned Plushenko Skating On Thin Ice?

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Limerick Ode To Valerie Harper & More Big Apple Fun

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Limerick Ode To Ted Alexandro

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Super Bowl Sunday Blues

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Dear Jay

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Go, Conan!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Larry King Not Marrying Carrie Prejean

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

A Limerick For The Heene Family

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Those “Sorry” Celebrities

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

An Ode To The American Idol Finalists

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

American Idol Review

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

My Close Encounter (I Think) With Paul Newman

Saturday, September 27th, 2008