“I am sorry to say that I feel
Your ideas are far from ideal.
You’ve had plenty of time
To produce a good rhyme,
So this ‘muse’ deal must end. (It’s been real.”)
Archive for October, 2025
Dear Muse (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 29th, 2025Inspiration Drummed Out? (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025“What’s that ruckus?” she said with a curse.
“I’m on deadline. It’s time to write verse.”
But just then, the noise grew
As a neighbor (on cue)
Banged his drums and began to rehearse.
I Can’t Stop My Rhyme (Limerick)
Monday, October 13th, 2025I’m compelled to create ev’ry day.
No new lim’ricks? Remorse will hold sway.
Pressed for time? I still try
To write verse on the fly;
My frayed brain can’t keep rhyming at bay.
The Surly Chef (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 7th, 2025When she spotted the dour chef’s glower,
The young baker-in-training would cower.
She was desp’rate to bail,
For he’d rail, “Sour! Stale!” …
And then shower the “culprit” with flour.
Don’t Sneeze At This Limerick
Saturday, October 4th, 2025When a comic expelled a loud sneeze,
His worn trousers fell down to his knees.
As he snatched them, he kvetched,
“Damn elastic’s too stretched,”
Adding “How did you like my striptease?”
