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I write humor columns, limericks, and other funny poetry about everything that irks me:
politics & government;
marriage & family;
career & work;
money, business, & the IRS;
technology, privacy, & computers;
Donald Trump, the White House, & the GOP;
education & schools;
travel & vacations;
and New York City.
And since I'm easily irked, I update my Political Madness Weblog and my non-political humor blog almost every day.
One never should write. One should scribe.
One must NOT coincide. Instead, jibe.
Are verbs that have color
Much better than duller?
I’m bewildered — must drink … or imbibe.
Boring adjective-freedom’s my goal,
And dull adverbs can sure take their toll.
I abjure and forswear them
And simply can’t bear them.
In this verse, though, they’re taking control.
Perhaps with Verse 3, I’ll succeed
More Light Verse and Funny Limericks Here
In banishing words I don’t need.
Not an adverb in sight,
Nor an adjective blight.
Push my luck? No, not me! End of screed.
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You can catch me "Raising Kane" about news, law, and politics on my Political Madness Satire blog or read my more general humor on my Humor Blog.
If you prefer computer, privacy, and Internet humor, please check out my high-tech mayhem.
Have you ever been unemployed? Do you wish you were unemployed? My workplace humor should do the job.
Or if you're into cars, try my "Driven Mad" car humor columns.
You could always sample my media, political, legal, music, health,
food & drink, fashion & shopping, religion, New York, education, feminist, poetry, weblog, travel, holiday, and marriage & family humor, or visit my non-political humor blog.
My advice for the Donald: “Forego
Mueller’s questions. Don’t go toe-to-toe.
Cuz deceit is on tap
When your sneering lips flap.
You will lie while you’re saying hello.”
More Political Verse and News Event Limericks and Satire Here
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