August 30th, 2010
I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:
A man who was known for his buns…
Here’s mine:
Hot Crossed Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A man who was known for his buns
Attracted most gals — even nuns.
How those dames would delight
In his ass oh so tight,
Ignoring his poor half-baked puns.
Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.
Update — Note: I will soon start announcing these Limerick-Offs via private email instead of FB messaging, because FB group messaging anti-spam policies are making it very difficult for me to send legitimate messages out to groups of twenty. (My Facebook Straits recounts just some of my difficulties with FB’s anti-spam controls.)
So if you’d like to receive private email notices letting you know I’ve posted a new Limerick-Off first line, please send me a private email to MadKane@MadKane.com with the subject line “Limerick-Off Announcement Request.” Thanks very much!
Tags: Appearance Humor, Baking Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Food Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Puns, Wordplay, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Wordplay | 24 Comments »
August 22nd, 2010
Tags: Crime, Enemies Humor, Jail & Prison Humor, Magic, Magician, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 31 Comments »
August 11th, 2010
Tags: Computer Verse, Luddites, Poetry & Prompts, Simple Life, Techie Humor, Technology Humor, Technophobes, Time Machine, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Computer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Technology Humor, Time Humor | 16 Comments »
August 10th, 2010
Tags: Computer Security, Computer Verse, Facebook Humor, Identity Theft, Koobface Virus, Koobface Worm, Technology Limerick, Text Message Humor, Virus Scan Humor
Posted in Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Limericks, Spam Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor | 7 Comments »
August 8th, 2010
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Boobs, Breasts Humor, Health Limerick, Hoaxes, Life Expectancy, Life Span Verse, Medical Studies Humor, Science Satire, Urban Legends, Urban Myths
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Limericks, Physical Appearance, Relationship Humor, Science Humor, Social Satire | 8 Comments »
August 4th, 2010
Tags: Employment Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Businesses, Money Poems, Musical Instruments Humor, Musical Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Restaurants, Strad, Stradivarius Violins, Violins, Waitress Humor, Workplace Poetry, Writing Prompts
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Food & Drink Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Workplace & Career Humor | 27 Comments »
July 28th, 2010
Tags: Appearance Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Clothing Poem, Fashion Verse, Feminism Humor, Lookism Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Fashion Humor, Feminist Satire, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Social Satire | 34 Comments »
July 20th, 2010
Tags: Advice Limerick, Dating Satire, Education & School Humor, Friendship, Love Humor, Love Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Education & School Humor, Friendship Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Romance Humor | 25 Comments »
July 12th, 2010
Tags: Accident Poem, Automobile Humor, Car Limerick, Death Limerick, Health Limericks, Injury Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Writing Prompts
Posted in Car & Driving Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 20 Comments »
June 29th, 2010
Tags: A.C. Humor, Air Conditioning Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Seasonal Verse, Summer Gripes, Technology Limerick, Weather Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 23 Comments »
June 22nd, 2010
Tags: Exercise Humor, Gym Membership, Health Club Humor, Health Limerick, Money Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Whimsy Verse, Writing Prompts, Yoga
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Gym Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor, Sports Humor | 25 Comments »
June 15th, 2010
Tags: Conducting Humor, Death Limerick, Music Limerick, Poetry & Prompts, Symphony Orchestra Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts | 27 Comments »
