July 1st, 2009
Agency Ode
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There once was an agent, quite tough,
Who cut all his deals in the buff.
When his clients asked why,
He would give this reply:
“When I’m nude, no one dares give me guff.”
Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.
Tags: Agent, Business, Clients, Deals, Negotiation, Nudity, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Business Humor, Communication Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Money & Finance Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts | 6 Comments »
June 25th, 2009
Tags: Computers, Email, Freud, Greeting Cards, Limericks, Spam, Spelling, Technology, Writing Prompts
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Communication Humor, Computer Humor, Email Humor, Internet Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Spam Humor, Technology Humor | 9 Comments »
June 22nd, 2009
Tags: April, Drought, Haiku & Senryu, Identity Crisis, June, Limerick, New York, Rain, Showers, Verse, Weather, Writing Prompts
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, New York Limericks & Haiku, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 16 Comments »
June 18th, 2009
Tags: Depression, Empty Nest Syndrome, Family, House & Home, Husbands, Limericks, Mental Health, Parenting, Writing Prompts
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Battle of the Sexes, Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, House & Home Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor | 19 Comments »
June 15th, 2009
Tags: Appearance, Baldness, Hair, Husband, Marriage, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family Verse, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Physical Appearance, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 14 Comments »
June 12th, 2009
Tags: Clerks, Government, Jerks, Limericks, Perks, Workplace, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Workplace & Career Humor | 9 Comments »
June 10th, 2009
Tags: Husband, Intonation, Marriage, Music, Saloon, Singing, Tune, Voice, Wife, Writing Prompts
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Poetry & Prompts, Relationship Humor | 12 Comments »
June 9th, 2009
Tags: Authors, Computers, Electronic Revolution, Limericks, Luddites, Polluters, Technology, Writers, Writing Prompts
Posted in Books, Computer Humor, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Technology Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 2 Comments »
June 3rd, 2009
Tags: Absent-Minded, Automobiles, Battery, Cars, Drivers, Husbands, Lights, Limericks, Marriage, Writing Prompts
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Car & Driving Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Memory Humor, Poetry & Prompts | No Comments »
June 3rd, 2009
Tags: Ad Revenue, Bing, Business, Computers, Google, Internet, Limericks, Microsoft, Money, Net, Search Engines, Technology, Web
Posted in Business Humor, Computer Humor, Limericks, Marketing Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Search Engine Tools, Technology Humor | 4 Comments »
June 2nd, 2009
Tags: Airlines, Commuters, Fares, Planes, Railroad, Trains, Travel, Writing Prompts
Posted in Commuting Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Time Humor, Travel Humor | 8 Comments »
May 28th, 2009
Tags: Bosses, Career, Crime, Employer, Money, Theft, Work, Yiddish
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Workplace & Career Humor | 9 Comments »
May 22nd, 2009
Tags: Argument, Curse, Fight, Health, Nurse
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 4 Comments »
May 21st, 2009
Tags: Bills, Doctors, Health, Law, Medicine, Money, Patients, Wills
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | No Comments »
May 20th, 2009
Tags: Biking, Cell Phone, Multitasking, Outdoors, Sports, Texting
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Health Verse, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Mental Health Humor, Multitasking Humor, Outdoors Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Recreation & Fun Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Walking Humor | 1 Comment »
May 14th, 2009
Tags: Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheta, American Idol, Danny Gokey, Idol Finalists, Idol Judges, Kris Allen, Music Limerick, Television Review
Posted in Celebrity Humor, Entertainment Humor, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Television (TV) Humor | 2 Comments »
