Archive for July, 2026

Lonesome Limerick

Thursday, July 2nd, 2026

“It is difficult living alone,”
Said a lonely old lady named Joan.
“But my problem’s been solved,
And it isn’t involved . . .
I just bother my kids on the phone.”

Apprehensive Limerick

Thursday, July 2nd, 2026

My limerick plays with the 2 meanings of APPREHENSION:

Apprehending the risk of arrest,
Two famed felons were doing their best
To evade apprehension
And prison detention.
They’re in jail. (They were right to be stressed!)