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The Impatient Patient (Limerick)

An old patient, impatiently waiting
For the doctor, was plotting his rating.
“Five-Thumbs-Down” it would be,
For he needed to pee,
Doc was late, and the muzak was grating.

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2 Responses to “The Impatient Patient (Limerick)”

  1. The Portly Bard says:
    July 18, 2026 at 5:41 pm

    Even Worse

    Such appointments are made even worse
    when anxiety fuels the curse
    of the risk that’s increased
    for becoming the feast
    of infections the air can disperse.

  2. Madeleine Begun Kane says:
    July 18, 2026 at 5:43 pm

    LOL Portly Bard! You make a good point!