Archive for the ‘Shopping Humor’ Category
Friday, January 27th, 2012
Google compiles basic profiles on each of its users, based on web browsing habits. And I just found out I’m a 65-plus male.
If you’re wondering who Google thinks you are, simply sign into Google and visit your ad preferences.
Google Doesn’t Have My Number (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It seems Google believes I’m a guy–
One who’s 65-plus. And here’s why:
It claims its conclusion
Is ad-based — Delusion!
Ask my husband — this profile’s a lie!
Tags: Ads Limerick, Advertising Humor, Google, Marketing Humor, Money Poems, Search Engines, Shopping Verse, User Profiles
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Marketing Humor, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
Tags: Children Humor, Christmas Gift Humor, Shopping Humor, Shopping Verse, Stores Limerick, Swearing Verse, Talking Dolls, Toys "R" Us, Toys Humor
Posted in Children Humor, Gift Giving Humor, Limericks, Shopping Humor | 2 Comments »
Friday, November 25th, 2011
Tags: Black Friday, Department Stores, Holiday Humor, Money Verse, November Holidays, Shopping Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor
Posted in Holiday Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 5 Comments »
Friday, August 12th, 2011
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Clothing Poem, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Poetry
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Dating Humor, Fashion Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Humor, Shopping Humor | 8 Comments »
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011
Tags: February Holidays, Holiday Gifts, Holiday Haiku, Money Verse, Relationships Poetry, Shopping Humor, Valentine Day's Humor
Posted in Haiku & Senryu, Holiday Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Humor, Shopping Humor | 5 Comments »
Monday, December 27th, 2010
Tags: Business Verse, Greed Humor, Holiday Shoppers, Limerick Contest, Malls, Money Poems, Patrick McGuire, Religion Humor, Shopping Humor
Posted in Business Humor, Holiday Humor, Limerick Writing Contest, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010
Tags: Greed, Money Poems, Poetry & Prompts, Shopping Humor, Wealth, Writing Prompts
Posted in Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Shopping Humor | 8 Comments »
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
Tags: Creativity, Errands, Household Chores, Shopping Verse, Writers, Writing & Publishing Humor
Posted in Art Humor / Verse, Creativity Verse, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Shopping Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Tags: Bath Towels, Bathroom Humor, House & Home, Housewares, Shopping Verse, Shower Humor
Posted in House & Home Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor | 3 Comments »
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
Tags: Balloons, Candy, Chocolate, February, February Holidays, Flowers, Gifts, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday, Limerick, Love, Poetry Prompt, Romance, Senryu, Valentine Day's Humor, Valentine's Day
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Battle of the Sexes, Celebrations Poetry, Food & Drink Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor, Shopping Humor | 20 Comments »
Monday, January 5th, 2009
Tags: Clothes Shopping, Clothing, Department Stores, Fashion, Mothers, Parents, Style, Undergarments, Victoria's Secret
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Personal, Relationship Humor, Shopping Humor | 2 Comments »
Friday, May 16th, 2008
Tags: Cautionary Verse, Health Poetry, Injury Poem, Legal Limerick, Litigation Poem, Nature Haiku, Shopping Accident, Warning Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Haiku & Senryu, Health & Medical Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Shopping Humor | 15 Comments »
Friday, February 15th, 2008
Tags: Bad Jobs, Department Store, Discount Lingerie, Education Limerick, Employment Humor, Job Limerick, School Humor, Shoppers, Substitute Teaching
Posted in Children Humor, Education & School Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Shopping Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | 14 Comments »
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Tags: Choice, Confusion, Minimalism, Shopping, Simple Life, Supermarket Aisles
Posted in Limericks, Minimalist Humor, Shopping Humor, Social Satire | 9 Comments »
Friday, August 24th, 2007
Tags: Butt Cam, Butt Camera, Buying Jeans, Clothes Shopping, Dressing Room Cameras, Fashion Satire, Scottsdale Arizona, Shopping Humor, Video Screens
Posted in Business Humor, Fashion Humor, Limericks, Marketing Humor, Physical Appearance, Polls, Shopping Humor | 3 Comments »
