Archive for the ‘Shopping Humor’ Category
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
I understand why buying a car or a home appliance or pricey wine would require some research. But purchasing towels shouldn’t be all that complicated. So why is it that whenever my husband and I buy towels, they suck? Actually the problem is … they don’t suck.
Neither High, Nor Dry (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Our new towels seemed fine at first blush.
They were velvety smooth and so plush.
But they don’t absorb well.
You might say they repel.
Can’t our towels act more like a lush?
Tags: Bath Towels, Bathroom Humor, House & Home, Housewares, Shopping Verse, Shower Humor
Posted in House & Home Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Shopping Humor | 3 Comments »
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
Tags: Balloons, Candy, Chocolate, February, Flowers, Gifts, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday, Limerick, Love, Poetry Prompt, Romance, Senryu, Valentine's Day
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Battle of the Sexes, Celebrations Poetry, Food & Drink Humor, Haiku & Senryu, Holiday Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Relationship Humor, Romance Humor, Shopping Humor | 19 Comments »
Monday, January 5th, 2009
Tags: Clothes Shopping, Clothing, Department Stores, Fashion, Mothers, Parents, Style, Undergarments, Victoria's Secret
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Personal, Relationship Humor, Shopping Humor | 2 Comments »
Friday, May 16th, 2008
Tags: Cautionary Verse, Health Poetry, Injury Poem, Legal Limerick, Litigation Poem, Nature Haiku, Shopping Accident, Warning Humor, Writing Prompts
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Haiku & Senryu, Health & Medical Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limericks, Shopping Humor | 15 Comments »
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Tags: Choice, Confusion, Minimalism, Shopping, Simple Life, Supermarket Aisles
Posted in Limericks, Minimalist Humor, Shopping Humor, Social Satire | 9 Comments »
Monday, February 5th, 2007
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Gift Humor, Holiday Fun, Men and Women, Relationship Satire, Romance Humor, Valentine Day's Humor
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Holiday Humor, How-To Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Relationship Humor, Self-Help Humor, Shopping Humor, Social Satire | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Feminist Satire, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Relationship Humor, Shopping Humor | 13 Comments »
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
Tags: Christmas Gift Humor, Funny Contracts, Gift Giving, Holiday Fun, Holiday Gifts, Husband Wife Humor
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Holiday Humor, Humor Columns & Humorous Essays, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor, Satirical Contracts, Shopping Humor | 10 Comments »