Trump’s Iran War of Choice has been stressful
And expensive and wasteful and mess-ful.
It’s a plan-free production
Of senseless destruction
And death. What it’s NOT is “successful!”
Archive for the ‘Donald Trump’ Category
Mission NOT Accomplished (Limerick)
Saturday, September 5th, 2026A Coin I Won’t Be Treasuring (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026“US Mint officially launches $1 coin featuring Trump”
Donald’s ego needs stroking incessant,
Like the “Trump dollar coins” from Scott Bessent:
Coins by Trump’s face debased,
As he keeps laying waste
To our land. What a vile adolescent!
Trump’s Midterms “Strategy” (Limerick)
Saturday, August 29th, 2026NYMag Headline: “Trump’s Midterms Plan: Drop $400 Million on Self-Promotion”
Our economy’s deep in a slump,
And the White House now looks like a dump . . .
So Trump’s RIGHT: I agree
That the midterms must be
About President Donald J. Trump.
My Open Limerick To Canada
Thursday, August 27th, 2026My Dear Canada: Trump has abused you,
And misused you, and falsely accused you.
On behalf of the sane
U.S. folks who remain,
I am sorry . . . and hope I’ve amused you!
Bracing For The Midterms
Saturday, August 22nd, 2026When you think about Donald, don’t quail,
Or lose hope or freak out and/or wail.
Though he’s hard to endure,
Please resist! Help secure
A huge GOP midterm-vote fail!
Addicted To Rhyme? (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 19th, 2026It appears I’m addicted to rhyme.
I write limericks all of the time.
Some are light. Some are deep.
Some I write in my sleep.
Some mock Trump, which (thus far) ain’t a crime.
Our Loathsome “Leader” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2026Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Trump’s Evil Regime (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 11th, 2026Our great nation’s been suff’ring upheaval;
A wrecked victim of Donald Trump’s evil.
Has democracy shed
So much blood that it’s dead?
Please convince me it’s NOT past retrieval!
Stressful Limerick
Friday, August 7th, 2026Do you feel like you aren’t successful?
Do your days seem increasingly stressful?
Is the world too chaotic
Cuz Donald’s despotic?
Here’s my fix! (No, I jest; Life’s too mess-ful!)
A Trump Rarity (Limerick)
Thursday, July 30th, 2026Agreeing with Trump about anything feels extremely weird: “Trump urges Senate to pass legislation ending clock changes”
Whatever Trump says, I’m not buying,
Cuz Donald is constantly lying.
Yet I have to agree
When he launches a spree
Of his “twice-yearly clock-change” decrying.
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.
Who’s To Blame? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 11th, 2026Our great nation is falling apart!
What’s the crux of it? Where do I start?
I blame Donald, of course,
But the villainous source
Is embracing a man with no heart.
Trump v. Greenland (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026Headline: “Trump reopens Greenland fight as NATO summit kicks off”
Donald Trump adores living in Mean-Land
And his other fav place, Vent-His-Spleen-Land,
Where he bitches and frets
And revisits his threats,
Like the one where he takes over Greenland.
“Pump & Dump” Trump (Limerick)
Monday, July 6th, 2026Paul Krugman inspired my limerick:
Conman “Pump & Dump” President Trump
Loves exploiting each gullible chump:
Crypto schemes raze the clams
Of those duped by his scams . . .
As Trump’s grift-wealth continues to jump.
Babies Named Donald? (Limerick)
Sunday, July 5th, 2026My limerick was inspired by this article:
Give your newborn the name of a villain?
It’s done rarely! Most folks are unwillin’.
But it’s fun, all the same,
To note few people name
Their kids “Donald.” They much prefer “Dylan.”
Happy Independence Day??? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 4th, 2026Warning: This limerick is a downer!
I’m enraged by the damage Don’s done!
I’m incensed by the cases he’s won.
Our Democracy’s ailing;
In danger of failing . . .
Independence Day spirit? I’ve NONE!
“Deal-Maker” Don (Limerick)
Friday, June 19th, 2026The Donald persuaded his base
That at deal-making Trump is an ace.
But his cave to Iran
Proves his skill-claim’s a con.
Will his fans fin’lly note his disgrace?
Limerick Ode To Dozy Don
Wednesday, June 10th, 2026Dozy Don, did you get lots of kicks
Out of hexing the great New York Knicks?
You looked old, orange, bored,
And I’m betting you snored.
Yes, we saw you “out cold.” We scored pics!
Yet Another Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Monday, June 8th, 2026My Dear Donald, New York’s been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!
