Gloom and doom greet my eyes ev’ry day,
As I scour the press. Some might say
I’m “inviting the blues
By consuming Trump news.”
I should stop, but my “rhyme gene” says “NAY!”
Archive for the ‘Trump’ Category
Limerick Ode To Dozy Don
Wednesday, June 10th, 2026Dozy Don, did you get lots of kicks
Out of hexing the great New York Knicks?
You looked old, orange, bored,
And I’m betting you snored.
Yes, we saw you “out cold.” We scored pics!
Yet Another Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Monday, June 8th, 2026My Dear Donald, New York’s been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!
Allies, Or Enemies? (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 27th, 2026Our neighborhood grouch tends to revel
In claiming he worships the devil.
Yet that very same grump
Still maintains he hates Trump.
(I suspect that he’s NOT on the level.)
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Saturday, May 23rd, 2026Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.
Yet Another Bogus Indictment (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 28th, 2026Headline: DOJ Indicts James Comey for posting an image of seashells spelling out “8647”
Trump incessantly schemes and connives
To destroy so-called enemies’ lives.
Donald’s hunger is boundless
For lawsuit-claims groundless…
And on BS indictments, he thrives.
Yet Another Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Monday, April 27th, 2026Washington Post Headline: “Trump says he sees shootings as a reflection of his impact”
My dear Donald, attempts on your life
Are the fruit of the hatred and strife
You have spread through our land.
Your “impactful” self-brand
Marks a reign that’s depravity rife.
Double Standards (Limerick)
Friday, April 17th, 2026I’m incensed by Trump’s White House each day.
Am I justified? Yes! You say “Nay?”
So to YOU, fraud’s divine
And corruption is fine.
Just as long as it’s TRUMP, you say YAY!!!
Trump v. Pope Leo
Monday, April 13th, 2026My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Pam Bondi’s Ouster Explained (Limerick)
Saturday, April 4th, 2026Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running ‘Justice’ for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren’t nailed:
She did NOT corrupt ‘Justice’ enough!
DC Sights (Limerick)
Monday, March 23rd, 2026When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev’rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It’s a sight many long to erase!
If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, March 20th, 2026My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Dictatorial Donald (Limerick)
Monday, March 16th, 2026Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Trump’s “Excursion” (Limerick)
Sunday, March 15th, 2026My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!
Trump’s Dwindling Support (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
The World According To Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026If you think things are rough, you are wrong!
Cuz of Trump, the economy’s strong!
That great man’s a magician,
A genius tactician.
(Forgive me; I’m smoking a bong.)
Limerick Ode to a Great SOTU Alternative
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”
*****
Two Trump SOTU Haiku:
Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!
Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.
Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Thursday, February 19th, 2026Dearest Donald, how sad that you chase
Unearned prizes and pics of your face
“Gracing” banners galore.
Seems you always need more
To persuade yourself “Trump is an Ace.”
Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day
Monday, February 16th, 2026It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!
A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
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