The political currents have shifted,
And my Trump-induced doldrums have lifted.
For beyond all projections
The midterm elections
Have fueled us: With hope we’ve been gifted!
*****
The election was gripping — a thriller.
But for Trump’s self-esteem — quite the killer.
Needing someone to blame,
Trump of course dumped a dame:
Who’s the new Susie Wiles? Stephen Miller!
Archive for the ‘Trump’ Category
An Uplifting, Exciting Election (Two Limericks)
Friday, November 6th, 2026An Overdue Shellacking (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 4th, 2026Tuesday’s Blue Wave’s so huge, I’m in shock,
And I’m suff’ring a limerick block:
Though I’m tickled and thrilled
That the Democrats killed . . .
Donald’s stooges seem too sad to mock.
A Two Trump Limerick Day
Saturday, October 31st, 2026Donald loves to harangue and harass;
He seems proud to be crude, rude, and crass.
He will lie and he’ll brag,
And I can’t help but gag
When he leers, shouting “Check out that ass!”
*****
Trump relies on folks swallowing lies,
Which (till now) has worked well, I surmise.
But when people can’t buy
The essentials, oh, my:
“Things are GREAT!” will not fly and ain’t wise!
Can We Ever Recover From Trump? (Limerick)
Thursday, October 29th, 2026I am jittery, anxious, and scared
And it’s time for my fears to be aired:
I’m afraid the upheaval
From Donald Trump’s evil
Can NOT be reversed or repaired.
Remind You Of Anybody? (Limerick)
Saturday, October 24th, 2026A vile felon who’d spitefully spout
Countless lies to incite fear and doubt,
Loved to growl, howl, and scowl,
As he’d blithely befoul
All he touched via ill-gotten clout.
A Trump Quatrain for a Change of Pace
Friday, October 23rd, 2026Ev’ry day I’m perturbed
And upset and disturbed.
Donald needs to be stopped;
Failing that, at least curbed.
Grumpy Limerick
Wednesday, September 16th, 2026Though I try not to act like a grump
And I certainly don’t mean to dump
On the people who swear
“Karma’s real,” I must air
This rough dare: Please explain Donald Trump.
Trump’s DC Blight (Limerick)
Monday, September 7th, 2026Donald Trump’s cast a blight on DC,
Ruining landmarks with wrecking-ball glee.
He has sullied this place
With fake gold and his face.
Has he done this for Putin? Or Xi?
Mission NOT Accomplished (Limerick)
Saturday, September 5th, 2026Trump’s Iran War of Choice has been stressful
And expensive and wasteful and mess-ful.
It’s a plan-free production
Of senseless destruction
And death. What it’s NOT is “successful!”
Trump’s Midterms “Strategy” (Limerick)
Saturday, August 29th, 2026NYMag Headline: “Trump’s Midterms Plan: Drop $400 Million on Self-Promotion”
Our economy’s deep in a slump,
And the White House now looks like a dump . . .
So Trump’s RIGHT: I agree
That the midterms must be
About President Donald J. Trump.
My Open Limerick To Canada
Thursday, August 27th, 2026My Dear Canada: Trump has abused you,
And misused you, and falsely accused you.
On behalf of the sane
U.S. folks who remain,
I am sorry . . . and hope I’ve amused you!
Bracing For The Midterms
Saturday, August 22nd, 2026When you think about Donald, don’t quail,
Or lose hope or freak out and/or wail.
Though he’s hard to endure,
Please resist! Help secure
A huge GOP midterm-vote fail!
Addicted To Rhyme? (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 19th, 2026It appears I’m addicted to rhyme.
I write limericks all of the time.
Some are light. Some are deep.
Some I write in my sleep.
Some mock Trump, which (thus far) ain’t a crime.
Our Loathsome “Leader” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2026Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Trump’s Evil Regime (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 11th, 2026Our great nation’s been suff’ring upheaval;
A wrecked victim of Donald Trump’s evil.
Has democracy shed
So much blood that it’s dead?
Please convince me it’s NOT past retrieval!
Stressful Limerick
Friday, August 7th, 2026Do you feel like you aren’t successful?
Do your days seem increasingly stressful?
Is the world too chaotic
Cuz Donald’s despotic?
Here’s my fix! (No, I jest; Life’s too mess-ful!)
A Trump Rarity (Limerick)
Thursday, July 30th, 2026Agreeing with Trump about anything feels extremely weird: “Trump urges Senate to pass legislation ending clock changes”
Whatever Trump says, I’m not buying,
Cuz Donald is constantly lying.
Yet I have to agree
When he launches a spree
Of his “twice-yearly clock-change” decrying.
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.
Who’s To Blame? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 11th, 2026Our great nation is falling apart!
What’s the crux of it? Where do I start?
I blame Donald, of course,
But the villainous source
Is embracing a man with no heart.
Musing About The News (Limerick)
Friday, October 9th, 2026The political scene’s made me weary,
And the onslaught of news makes me bleary.
As election day nears,
My tense mental state veers
Between guardedly hopeful and leery.
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