Archive for August, 2019

Unsuitable Anger (Limerick)

Wednesday, August 28th, 2019

There once was a scandal so bad,
That many lashed out at the cad
Who dared wear a tan suit
In the White House. The brute!!!
It’s amazing what once made folks mad.

Headline: “Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.”

Limerick Ode To The Self-Proclaimed Oval “Chosen One”

Wednesday, August 21st, 2019

A limerick for the self-crowned “Chosen One:”

The Donald believes that he’s God;
“The Chosen One” — given the nod
To do and to say
Any thing, any day —
No matter how crazy or flawed.

Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)

Sunday, August 18th, 2019

Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”

Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)

Try To Relax! (Limerick)

Thursday, August 15th, 2019

When pressure has taken its toll,
Relaxation’s a laudable goal.
But getting there’s hard
If your path remains marred
By Donald’s eluding the Hole.

(National Relaxation Day is August 15.)


Strawberries grow wild
in our “little house” front yard.
We’re farmers! Who knew?


Trump’s “American Carnage” (Limerick)

Sunday, August 4th, 2019

Headline: “So Much for Ending American Carnage”

Seems “American Carnage” is over;
Cuz of Donald, we’re all in the clover.
Yet another vow “kept”
By the crude and inept
Evil-spirited, white-hate-crime drover.

Limerick Ode To The Hate-Crime-Inspirer-In-Chief

Sunday, August 4th, 2019

White Nationalists feel empowered
By the Donald, a bully and coward.
So it’s hardly surprising
That hate crimes are rising.
I can’t wait till the Oval’s been scoured.