Archive for August, 2019

Limerick Ode To The Self-Proclaimed Oval “Chosen One”

Wednesday, August 21st, 2019

A limerick for the self-crowned “Chosen One:”

The Donald believes that he’s God;
“The Chosen One” — given the nod
To do and to say
Any thing, any day —
No matter how crazy or flawed.

Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)

Sunday, August 18th, 2019

Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”

Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)

Try To Relax! (Limerick)

Thursday, August 15th, 2019

When pressure has taken its toll,
Relaxation’s a laudable goal.
But getting there’s hard
If your path remains marred
By Donald’s eluding the Hole.

(National Relaxation Day is August 15.)

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Strawberries grow wild
in our “little house” front yard.
We’re farmers! Who knew?

“#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE FEET”

Trump’s “American Carnage” (Limerick)

Sunday, August 4th, 2019

Headline: “So Much for Ending American Carnage”

Seems “American Carnage” is over;
Cuz of Donald, we’re all in the clover.
Yet another vow “kept”
By the crude and inept
Evil-spirited, white-hate-crime drover.

Limerick Ode To The Hate-Crime-Inspirer-In-Chief

Sunday, August 4th, 2019

White Nationalists feel empowered
By the Donald, a bully and coward.
So it’s hardly surprising
That hate crimes are rising.
I can’t wait till the Oval’s been scoured.