Archive for August, 2019
Wednesday, August 28th, 2019
There once was a scandal so bad,
That many lashed out at the cad
Who dared wear a tan suit
In the White House. The brute!!!
It’s amazing what once made folks mad.
Headline: “Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.”
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Peter King, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites, Scandal Mongers, Scandals, Tan Suit, Tan Suit Gate
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Peter King, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Scandals Humor, White House | Comments Off on Unsuitable Anger (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019
A limerick for the self-crowned “Chosen One:”
The Donald believes that he’s God;
“The Chosen One” — given the nod
To do and to say
Any thing, any day —
No matter how crazy or flawed.
Tags: Chosen One, Donald Trump, God Complex
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Media Bashing, Political Polls, Poll Humor, Polls Humor, Racism, Racism Humor, Racism Witch Hunt
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Thursday, August 15th, 2019
When pressure has taken its toll,
Relaxation’s a laudable goal.
But getting there’s hard
If your path remains marred
By Donald’s eluding the Hole.
(National Relaxation Day is August 15.)
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Strawberries grow wild
in our “little house” front yard.
We’re farmers! Who knew?
“#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE FEET”
Tags: Devin Nunes, Donald Trump, Odd Holidays, Relaxation Day
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Odd Holidays, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Try To Relax! (Limerick)
Sunday, August 4th, 2019
Headline: “So Much for Ending American Carnage”
Seems “American Carnage” is over;
Cuz of Donald, we’re all in the clover.
Yet another vow “kept”
By the crude and inept
Evil-spirited, white-hate-crime drover.
Tags: American Carnage, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, August 4th, 2019
White Nationalists feel empowered
By the Donald, a bully and coward.
So it’s hardly surprising
That hate crimes are rising.
I can’t wait till the Oval’s been scoured.
Tags: Donald Trump, Hate Crimes, White Nationalism
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Hate-Crime-Inspirer-In-Chief
