Archive for April, 2020

Trump Shows How Much He Loves Workers (Limerick)

Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

Those who work in a meat packing plant
Are risking their lives, yet there’s scant
White House will to protect them
From ills that infect them.
Trump shields owners. But workers? He shan’t!

Workaholic-In-Chief? (Limerick)

Monday, April 27th, 2020

Headline: “White House officials say Trump works so hard, he often misses lunch”

Poor Donald has no time to munch!
It’s crunch time. He’s busy! No brunch!
He’s not watching TV.
No, not Trump — Busy Bee!
You believe this? Then YOU’RE OUT TO LUNCH!

Is That A Threat? Or A Promise? (Limerick)

Sunday, April 26th, 2020

Donald “threatens” to cut down his time
At press briefings. That sounds sublime!
Fewer lies! Less confusion!
More facts! Less delusion!
Few boot-lickers! Who’s smiling? I’m!

Dr. Trump Strikes Again (Limerick)

Saturday, April 25th, 2020

To those who still back Dr. Trump,
He apparently thinks you’re a chump,
Who will gladly imbibe
Any crap he’ll “prescribe,”
Be it poison or waste from his rump.

The Purge (Limerick)

Thursday, April 23rd, 2020

The president’s loyalty purge
Continues apace. Any urge
To speak truth to Trump’s power
Makes Dower Don glower;
Facts that Trump doesn’t like SHAN’T emerge.

Trump v. The Governors (Limerick)

Monday, April 20th, 2020

If governors fails to kiss ass,
Their constituents suffer en masse;
Trump exploits all his clout,
Meting punishment out,
So they suffer the price of their “sass.”

Blame-Shirker-In-Chief (Limerick)

Friday, April 17th, 2020

Donald Trump has a singular aim:
Deflect shame and disclaim any blame
For his screwups and failings
And out-to-lunch flailings.
Nothing’s EVER his fault. That’s the game!

Fauci On Firing Line? (Limerick)

Monday, April 13th, 2020

Headline: “Trump retweets call to fire Fauci amid coronavirus criticism”

Dr. Fauci did something offensive;
He told us the truth — sin expensive!
Breach the loyalty shrine?
Then your job’s on the line
When your boss has derangement extensive.

Enough With Trump’s “New Somber Tone!” (Limerick)

Saturday, April 4th, 2020

Headline: “The Media Once Again Heralds Trump’s New Somber ‘Tone'”

Donald’s “somber?” Oh give me a break!
He’s just sad for himself and can’t fake
Any hint of compassion.
(Preferring to cash in?)
The man is a dangerous snake!

“Trump to New York: ‘Stop complaining'” (Limerick)

Thursday, April 2nd, 2020

Headline: “Trump to New York: ‘Stop complaining'”

Donald Trump to New York: “Stop complaining,
And act grateful, or I’ll be refraining
From sending more aid.
You have thrown too much shade.
My fake sympathy’s rapidly waning.”