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Buh-Bye Dan Burton (Limerick)

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Bill Clinton nemesis Dan Burton is finally retiring. Good riddance!

The Republican Indiana Congressman, who fathered an out-of-wedlock son, was famed for his anti-Bill Clinton vendetta, his Vincent-Foster-was- murdered obsession, and his backyard Foster-shooting “re-enactment.”

Burton was at his most famous in the 1990’s, when he led many of the investigations against President Bill Clinton. “If I could prove 10 percent of what I believe happened, he’d [Clinton] be gone,” Burton declared in 1998. “This guy’s a scumbag. That’s why I’m after him.”

His campaigns against Clinton began in full force when he delivered a House speech in which he alleged that Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster, whose death was ruled a suicide, was actually murdered and his body moved to Fort Marcy Park in northern Virginia.

Buh-Bye Dan Burton (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

At long last, we are closing the curtain
On the slanderous reign of Dan Burton.
His witch-hunt campaigns
To put Clinton in chains
Mean that Dems shall not miss him — that’s certain!

Ode To Mitt “I like being able to fire people” Romney

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Those Classy Republicans (Limerick)

Friday, October 21st, 2011

Limerick Ode To John Boehner

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Rick Perry

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Limerick Ode To 10th Amendment Hypocrisy

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

How About A Hypocrisy Ceiling?

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Political Haiku and Tanka Too

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

That Newt’s A Beaut (Limerick)

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Newt’s Fishy Excuses

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Rep. Christopher Lee (Updated — He’s Resigned)

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Booing Boehner’s Boo-Hooing

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

The GOP’s Honesty Deficit

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Republican “Patriots”

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Ode To John “Pants On Fire” McCain

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Chuck Grassley Upchucks Hypocrisy

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Republican Trials

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Holier-Than-Thou Wars

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010