Archive for the ‘NRA Limerick’ Category
Sunday, March 28th, 2021
GOPers treat gun regs with scorn.
(Hammer sales could be next, they forewarn.)
Tighten background checks? “Whoa!”
Ban assault weapons? “No!”
Yet their “thoughts and pray’rs flow,” as we mourn.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Assault Weapons Ban, Crocodile Tears, Gun Control, Guns, Mass Shooting, NRA, Obstructionism, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senators, Weapons Humor
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Tuesday, May 29th, 2018
Headline: “GOP Lawmaker Blames Porn for School Shootings”
What’s to blame for school shootings? It’s “porn.”
So says Tennessee’s Black, with much scorn
For the Dems who’d curb guns.
Lame excuse? Rs have tons;
GOP — where insanity’s born.
Tags: Congressional Republicans, Diane Black, GOP Humor, GOP Idiocy, Gun Violence, NRA, Pornography, RNC Humor, School Safety, School Shootings, School Violence, Tennessee
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Sunday, May 20th, 2018
Headline: “Texas shooting renews debate about American school design”
The gun-loving NRA faction
Creatively thwarts gun-law action.
Students down on all fours
Dodging death? It blames doors:
Prevent murder by entrance contraction.
Tags: Gun Bans, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Lobby, NRA, School Safety
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Guns Don’t Kill People; Doors Kill People (Limerick)
Monday, April 30th, 2018
USA Today headline: “NRA draws fire from backers, foes for gun ban at event with Vice President Pence”
“Lots of guns make you safer in schools.”
That’s the NRA’s stance — greedy tools!
So they’d arm ev’ry teach,
But when Pence gives a speech
At their meeting — NO GUNS!!! — them’s the rules.
Tags: Gun Bans, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Lobby, Mike Pence, NRA, School Safety
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Gun Ban Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, February 22nd, 2018
Dear NRA lovers and tools:
“Armed teachers protecting our schools?”
This insults the police
Who FULL-TIME keep the peace.
Sniper skills ain’t a hobby, you fools!
Tags: Cop Limerick, Cops, Crime Humor, Education Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, NRA, Police Humor, School Safety, Schools, Teachers
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To NRA TOOLS
Sunday, November 5th, 2017
Dear NRA shills, ev’ry prayer
And each thought that you send’s just hot air.
Let us know when you’ll draw
Up a gun control law.
Until then, stop pretending you care.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Baptist Church, Church Shooting, Crocodile Tears, Gun Control, Hopes And Prayers, Las Vegas, Mass Shooting, NRA, Republican Hypocrisy, San Antonio, Sutherland Springs, Texas, Texas Church Massacre
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Monday, October 2nd, 2017
Enough with your “thoughts” and your “prayers,”
Dear GOP pols — no one cares!
All that just-pretend keening
Lacks value and meaning
When the keeners sell NRA wares.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Crocodile Tears, Gun Control, Las Vegas, Mass Shooting, NRA, Republican Hypocrisy
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Friday, October 3rd, 2014
I’m looking forward to leadership from our Surgeon General, especially now that the Ebola outbreak has reached our nation.
Oh wait … we don’t have one. Why not? Because Vivek Murthy, Obama’s excellent nominee, has the audacity to view guns as a health issue.
What To Do About Ebola? Don’t Ask Our Surgeon General (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Though an expert on health would be nice
At this time of Ebola, no dice!
NRA’s GOP
Blocked a great nominee,
And our nation is paying the price.
Tags: Ebola, Epidemics Limerick, Health Limerick, NRA, Obama Verse, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Surgeon General, Vivek Murthy
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