Did you know that Rudy Giuliani is a poet? Me neither. So I was really surprised to unearth the poetry of Rudy Giuliani. Here are six poems I found in the Rudy Reader:
Police the skies.
Cede to lawful authority.
The era of fear.
America needs to be defended.
This is not the product of accident.
This is a business.
This is the product of design.
Freedom is about authority.
I hate to toot my own horn,
But that’s what I’m good at.
Chinese people always skinny, never fat.
Who knows why those things happen?
You have less of a chance of being murdered,
Mugged, beaten or robbed here,
Than just about any place in any large city in Texas.
Thank God George Bush is our President.
Let’s now make this kind of a permanent condition.
Yes, I’m running.
Relax and deal with it.
(Editor’s Note Regarding Rudy’s “Found Poetry”: All the above words came out of Rudy Giuliani’s mouth, although not necessarily in the order presented. For more info about “found poetry” check out this post.)[tags]Rudy Giuliani Verse, Found Poetry, Political Humor[/tags]