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A Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

If John McCain hadn’t done quite so much damage to our nation, I could almost feel sorry for him. After all, it’s hard not to pity a man who’s turned into a pathetic shell of a human being.

McCain’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell repeal temper tantrum is only the latest example of the sad, ugly person that McCain’s become:

A Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain
By Madeleine Begun Kane

John McCain seems embittered and mean,
Acting worse than a badly raised teen.
His convictions? No more!
Just conniptions galore.
He’s lost heart, and he’s left with just spleen.

Kick-Ass Limerick

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

John McCain — Ignoramus, Liar, Or Terrorist Sympathizer?

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Ode To John “Pants On Fire” McCain

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Addled Threats

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

J.D. Hayworth’s Marriage Menagerie

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Ode To Pro-Rape Republicans

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Ode To Fresh Faces

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Celebratory Limerick

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

An Obsessive’s Lament

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

McCain & Palin: The Not Ready For Prime Time Duo

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Just Call It The McPettiness Express

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Where’s My Personal Shopper?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I’m A McPalin Haiku Hysteria Finalist

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Vetting My Relatives (Haiku)

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Sarah In Wonderland

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Team Of Liars (Limerick)

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

What I Learned From Last Night’s Obama / McCain Debate

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

McCain And Palin Make Rudy Look Like A Class Act

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008