Headline: “What Happens if Trump Won’t Step Down?”
People fret: “What if Donald Trump loses,
And when told to step down, he refuses?”
No prob! End of term,
Dump that blood-sucking worm
At any Trump golf course he chooses.
Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
What If Trump Refuses To Step Down? (Limerick)
Monday, September 16th, 2019Limerick Ode To The “Never Wrong” Trump
Friday, September 6th, 2019Headline: “Analysis: Storm spat underscores Mr. Never Wrong’s mindset”
Trump admit a mistake? No not ever!
He must keep his base thinking he’s clever;
So though facts may be clear,
Donald never will veer
From his “THEY’RE wrong! I’m perfect!” endeavor.
Trump Weathers Weather-Error By Altering Weather Map (Limerick)
Thursday, September 5th, 2019Headline: “Trump may have broken federal law by altering Hurricane Dorian’s path on a map to validate his false claim that it could hit Alabama”
Donald Trump can’t concede a mistake.
He prefers to tell lies or to fake
“Proof” that shows he’s correct;
Alt’ring docs to deflect
Any blame. What a cowardly snake!
Trump Messing With The Wrong Actress (Limerick)
Sunday, September 1st, 2019The Donald is twitter-obsessing,
And his topic this times’s Debra Messing.
But his story won’t sell;
Used his “called me “Sir” tell.
Trump feels threatened by Debra, I’m guessing.
Limerick Ode To The Self-Proclaimed Oval “Chosen One”
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019A limerick for the self-crowned “Chosen One:”
The Donald believes that he’s God;
“The Chosen One” — given the nod
To do and to say
Any thing, any day —
No matter how crazy or flawed.
Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Sunday, August 18th, 2019Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Try To Relax! (Limerick)
Thursday, August 15th, 2019When pressure has taken its toll,
Relaxation’s a laudable goal.
But getting there’s hard
If your path remains marred
By Donald’s eluding the Hole.
(National Relaxation Day is August 15.)
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Strawberries grow wild
in our “little house” front yard.
We’re farmers! Who knew?
“#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE FEET”
Trump’s “American Carnage” (Limerick)
Sunday, August 4th, 2019Headline: “So Much for Ending American Carnage”
Seems “American Carnage” is over;
Cuz of Donald, we’re all in the clover.
Yet another vow “kept”
By the crude and inept
Evil-spirited, white-hate-crime drover.
Limerick Ode To The Hate-Crime-Inspirer-In-Chief
Sunday, August 4th, 2019White Nationalists feel empowered
By the Donald, a bully and coward.
So it’s hardly surprising
That hate crimes are rising.
I can’t wait till the Oval’s been scoured.
The Trumpy Basics (Limerick)
Sunday, July 21st, 2019There’s no doubt that the Donald’s a racist.
Both he and his base are the basest.
Trump misleads by example.
His evils are ample.
He’s of all of our pols the disgracest.
Trumpy Disavowals (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2019Headline: “Trump Disavows His Disavowal”
Stay tuned for Trump’s disavowal of his disavowal of his disavowal.
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Disavowals by Trump can’t be trusted.
If needed, they’ll soon be adjusted;
When he faces his base,
Red meat is his ace.
So do NOT be appeased. Be disgusted!
When The President’s A Liar…
Friday, July 19th, 2019Headline: “Iran denies Trump claim that US destroyed drone over Gulf”
Donald claims that we downed Iran’s drone,
But Iran doesn’t grumble or groan.
No, instead it denies
It was hit in the skies;
When two liars face off … nothing’s known.
Paul Ryan’s Belated Trump Critique (Limerick)
Friday, July 12th, 2019Headline: “Paul Ryan: Trump ‘didn’t know anything about government’ and ‘I wanted to scold him all the time'”
Craven Ryan is finally “brave,”
Slamming Donald, the President/Knave.
When it mattered, he’d cower.
Now Paul’s out of power;
Missed his op to stop Donald’s crime wave.
What I Won’t Call Donald Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 9th, 2019I’m often inclined to admonish
The Donald; his actions astonish.
Trump’s the King of “Fake News,”
But I’d never accuse
Him of being the slightest bit “donnish.”
Thanks to Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day feature, I now know that “donnish” means bookish and pedantic.
A Trumpian 4th (2-Verse Limerick)
Thursday, July 4th, 2019Donald’s pulling out all of the stops,
Treating tanks and our troops just like props;
Using taxpayer cash,
He’s subverting this bash
To flex his tyrannical chops.
Trump’s despoiling the 4th; he’s hell-bent
On saluting himself; this event
Is to boost reelection.
He fears our rejection.
Let’s make sure that to prison he’s sent.
Donald’s “She’s Not My Type” Defense (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 25th, 2019Headline: “Trump’s repeated defense against assault accusations: call the accuser unattractive”
Donald’s message: I’m very selective
When viewing a victim, prospective,
So her rape claim’s a lie,
And it’s obvious why:
She isn’t “my type!” She’s defective!
Trump v. The Climate
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019
Limerick Ode To The Campaigner-In-Chief
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019Donald’s running again? What a “shock!”
His “relaunch” (so-called) is a crock.
He treats his campaign
As his job. That’s been plain
From the day of his swearing-in squawk.
If Trump Could Write Limericks
Thursday, June 13th, 2019If Trump could write limericks:
Dear nations, both friendly and not,
I need dirt. Send me all that you’ve got.
You’ll be might’ly rewarded,
If Dems are all thwarted.
Name your price. I am easily bought.
