Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
Monday, April 5th, 2021
Headline: “How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations”
Donald Trump raked in money; a mint
From his fans, who had nary a hint
Of the sums they had given.
To shock they were driven
By boxes (pre-checked) and small print.
Tags: Campaign Donations, Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Political Donations
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, April 1st, 2021
Headline: “Matt Gaetz’s disastrous Tucker Carlson interview, explained”
The Republican Rep. Matthew Gaetz
Is accused of some underage dates.
His denials are odd.
(Even Tuck finds them flawed.)
Here’s hoping that prison awaits.
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Tucker Carlson
Posted in Crime, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Sunday, March 28th, 2021
GOPers treat gun regs with scorn.
(Hammer sales could be next, they forewarn.)
Tighten background checks? “Whoa!”
Ban assault weapons? “No!”
Yet their “thoughts and pray’rs flow,” as we mourn.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Assault Weapons Ban, Crocodile Tears, Gun Control, Guns, Mass Shooting, NRA, Obstructionism, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senators, Weapons Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Wednesday, March 24th, 2021
An assault weapons ban from the Sen?
Some Republican women and men
Should support such a bill.
But obstruct it they will,
As they’ve done yet again and again.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Assault Weapons Ban, Guns, Obstructionism, Republican Senators, Weapons Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire | No Comments »
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2021
The basis for Sidney Powell’s defense in the Dominion defamation case is that her claims about Dominion were too wacko to be believed by reasonable people.
Sidney Powell’s defense to the suit
For defaming Dominion’s a hoot:
Since her claims re Dominion
Were dubious opinion,
The judge has to boot the dispute.
Tags: Defamation, Dominion, Dominion Voting Systems, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Libel, Litigation Humor, Sidney Powell, Slander, Voting Fraud, Voting Technology
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, March 21st, 2021
Mar-a-Lago is partially closed,
Due to Covid. No shock: Trump’s opposed
To the wearing of masks;
In rebellion, he basks.
The result? His club’s rep has been hosed.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Outbreak, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Florida, Health Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, Florida, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Saturday, March 20th, 2021
The threats from McConnell are worth
Very little, excepting some mirth.
He’ll tie up the work
Of the Senate? That jerk
Has blocked bills from the birth of the earth.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, Republican Senate
Posted in Charles Schumer, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Thursday, March 18th, 2021
You’re of Asian descent? Then watch out!
There’s a bullseye on you, without doubt,
Placed by Trump and his cronies —
Those bigots and phonies.
All it took was a “Kung Flu” Trump shout.
Tags: Asian-Americans, Bullies Humor, Bullying, China Virus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Kung-Flu
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Wednesday, March 10th, 2021
Headline: “Wicker Already Seeks Credit for Bill He Voted Against”
Dear Sen. Wicker, your vote was a “Nay”
On the Covid Relief Plan today.
So no credit to you
Is plausibly due,
And your bragging’s a two-faced display.
Tags: Biden Covid Relief, Budget Reconciliation, Covid Relief, Epidemic, Mississippi, Pandemic, Roger Wicker, Senator Wicker
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
“Republicans are sounding the alarm that his attempts to meddle in primaries could hurt the party’s efforts to win back the majority”
GOPers are worried and fretting;
They’re afraid that Trump’s meddling’s abetting
The Dems in the House.
For they bet on a louse,
Whose candidate picks have them sweating.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Primary Challenges
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
Headline: “Biden calls states’ relaxing virus restrictions, including mask mandates, ‘Neanderthal thinking’”
Relaxing state Covid restrictions
Conflicts with the science predictions.
It’s “Neanderthal thinking,”
Says Biden, not shrinking
From words that condemn derelictions.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Epidemic, Joe Biden, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Mississippi, Neanderthal thinking, Pandemic, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
My latest limerick was inspired by a recent Mike Pence op-ed in The Daily Signal. Here’s how he begins: “After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of officials setting aside state election law, I share the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of the 2020 election.”
Dear Mike Pence, I am forced to surmise
That you haven’t stopped backing Trump’s lies.
He endangered your life!
Yet your statements are rife
With Trump myths. That’s bizarre and unwise.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, January 6, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Monday, March 1st, 2021
Is Donald a boor, or a bore?
How ’bout both? Yes, forget either/or,
For at CPAC his game
Was old lies, hate, and blame.
Don’t need more of the same toxic snore!
Tags: "The Former Guy", CPAC, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 24th, 2021
Headline: “Manchin flexes muscle in 50-50 Senate”
Joe Manchin’s extortionate power
In wielding his vote makes me glower.
He’s unreas’nably bold
With threats to withhold
Key votes, hoping Biden will cower.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Budget Director, Double Standards, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sessions Humor, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 24th, 2021
Headline: “‘Get Used To Me’: Defiant DeJoy Previews More Cost-Cutting Measures”
“Get Used To Me!” taunts Gen. DeJoy,
Whose ploys appear meant to destroy
The deliv’ry of mail,
Which now moves like a snail.
He treats mail like a worthless old toy.
Tags: DeJoy, Donald Trump, Louis DeJoy, Mail Service, Post Office, Postal Service, Postmaster General DeJoy
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mail Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2021
Neera Tanden’s Budget Director nomination appears doomed because … “MEAN Tweets!” Double standard, much?
Trump’s Tweeting career was extensive,
His Twitter posts mean and offensive.
Did this mar the support
From his party? (Loud snort!)
But those “MEAN” Tanden tweets? They’re expensive!
Tags: Budget Director, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Budget Director Blues (Limerick)
Saturday, February 20th, 2021
Did the frigid Ted Cruz flee his state
For a resort? (Cancún!) Yes, damn straight!
Let someone else master
The Texas disaster!
Why should Ted freeze his ass or his pate?
Tags: Anti-Regs, Heat, Libertarians, Power Grid, Ted Cruz, Texas, Texas Humor, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Libertarians Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, Texas Humor | 1 Comment »
Friday, February 19th, 2021
Folks are freezing in Texas, alas,
Despite plenty of fuel — oil and gas.
Why’d their pow’r grid collapse?
Anti-reg types played craps;
Now their citizens suffer en masse.
Tags: Anti-Regs, Heat, Libertarians, Power Grid, Texas, Texas Humor, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Libertarians Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, February 18th, 2021
“Cancel Culture’s” an epithet (new)
That Republicans relish and spew.
Yet they’ll censure and scold
GOPers who’re bold;
Who vote “guilty” re Trump … though it’s true.
Tags: Cancel Culture, Censure, Donald Trump, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Cancel Culture” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 17th, 2021
Headline: “In televised town hall, Biden says he wants to end national fixation on ‘the former guy'”
Though it’s boring and lacking in bite,
Biden’s nickname for Trump seems just right;
It’s “the former guy.” Wow!
Biden, please take a bow
For a name Trump will hate, cuz it’s trite.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Nicknames
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Nickname For Trump? (Limerick)
