Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
Friday, March 27th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points”
A rise in the Donald’s approval
Transcends logic; he merits removal!
Such a gain in our national
Polls is irrational…
As peculiar as numbers from Liouville.*
*If you don’t understand my reference to mathematician Joseph Liouville, here’s a helpful link. And no, I’d never heard of him before, either. But when you’re desperate for a rhyme word, sometimes you have to research math.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Epidemic, Health, Joseph Liouville, Math, Pandemic, Political Polls, Polls Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, March 25th, 2020
Headline: “CNN and MSNBC Staff Push Back on Airing Trump’s Coronavirus ‘Lies’”
From the Donald the truth’s rather rare.
Crisis briefings? There’s lying to spare.
Trump is flooding our nation
With false information.
Knock his dangerous rants off the air!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Media, Press
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, March 25th, 2020
Headline: “Trump says he wants the country ‘opened up and just raring to go by Easter,’ despite health experts’ warnings”
The Donald’s inclined to retreat
From the fight for our lives, in defeat:
Forget germs! Fill each church!
Watch his policy lurch,
As he spouts off in presser and tweet.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic
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Tuesday, March 24th, 2020
Donald’s briefings for COVID-19
Should be banished from speaker and screen.
They’re a rally replacement
And lie-packed debasement.
Let the experts (sans Donald!!!) convene.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, March 20th, 2020
Headline: “Over-promising and under-delivering during a crisis is a toxic combination”
Over-promising, under-delivering;
The Donald has citizens quivering
With anger and fear.
His failures are sheer:
Lead to death and more feverish shivering.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic
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Thursday, March 19th, 2020
Dear Donald stop being a sleaze;
Cease calling the virus “Chinese.”
Do not spread racist blame!
COVID-19’s its name,
Coined by pros; folks with real expertise.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic, Racism
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, March 17th, 2020
When the Donald appears on tv,
A deep Dow drop’s a fait accompli.
Into freefall it goes,
Which compounds all our woes…
And with bars closed, there’s nowhere to flee.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Dow, Pandemic, Stock Market, Stocks, Wall Street
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Thursday, March 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, it’s time to stop talking.
How ’bout filling your mouth-hole with caulking?
You keep making things worse,
So it’s time to be terse…
Or resign and go back to your hawking.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, March 11th, 2020
Headline: “Trump reportedly won’t meet with Pelosi on a coronavirus bill, or for any reason, because he’s mad at her”
Trump won’t meet with Pelosi; he’s bruised
And aggrieved, wounded, hurt — feels misused.
She impeached him and tore
Up his speech, so he’s sore.
Yes he needs her, but contact? Refused!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Speaker Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, March 9th, 2020
Mitt Romney has penned a limerick, inspired by these two headlines:
“SEN. MITT ROMNEY DISINVITED FROM CPAC 2020 AFTER VOTING TO HEAR WITNESS TESTIMONY IN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL”
“4 members of Congress — including lawmaker who shook Trump’s hand — to self-quarantine after CPAC”
Here’s Romney’s limerick:
Dear CPAC, your disinvitation
Was a blessing. I’m feeling elation;
It seems Covid-19
Was, alas, at your scene,
And I wasn’t, so thanks. Big ovation!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, CPAC, Mitt Romney
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, March 7th, 2020
Empty bluster, denial, subversion,
Specious happy-talk, falsehood immersion;
Ev’ry Trumpy technique
For a crisis seems weak
When applied to a viral incursion.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, March 6th, 2020
Headline: “‘BROKEN’ CORONAVIRUS TESTING PROCESS IN U.S. COULD HAVE ENABLED COVID-19 TO SPREAD ‘SILENTLY’ FOR WEEKS, EXPERTS WARN”
U.S. testing for COVID-19
Is so lacking, the number’s obscene.
Tests promised by Feds
Never come. Virus spreads!
But to Trump, things are great! Peachy keen!
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits, Testing, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 5th, 2020
Headline: “Trump floats his own coronavirus hunches on ‘Hannity’ The president contradicts public health experts statements on death rate, contagion.”
The Donald’s profusion of lies
Has gone viral, so death could arise
From confusion he sows,
Contradicting the pros.
A worse plan one could never devise.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, March 1st, 2020
I’m bracing for the angry comments likely to come my way:
Mayor Pete, thanks for ending your race.
Though it isn’t your time, you’re an ace.
By shrinking your lane,
The “Stop Bernie” train
Might succeed — that’s the challenge we face.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mayor Pete, Pete Buttigieg
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, February 29th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Identifies the Real Coronavirus Victim: His Presidency”
There’s a virus whose spread causes dread.
It began in a land once called “Red.”
Though its victim counts stun,
To Trump there’s just one:
It is Trump — reelection hopes dead.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, February 27th, 2020
Headline: “Mike Pence was criticized for his handling of Indiana’s HIV outbreak. He will lead the U.S. coronavirus response.”
A pandemic? No worries! Mike Pence
Is in charge, which makes wonderful sense.
No doubt he’ll repeat
His HIV feat.
So relax! Let the praying commence.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, HIV, Indiana, Mike Pence, Pandemic, WHO
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Wednesday, February 26th, 2020
Trump slashed funds meant for health expertise
And starved agencies aimed at disease.
But when COVID-19
Dims the stock market sheen,
It’s the fault of the Left, says the sleaze.
A vaccine’s “very close,” Donald lies.
(An assertion that NO expert buys.)
We’re in “great shape,” he swears.
How will Trump stop those bears?
Sell his lies for a stock market rise.
Tags: CDC, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Pandemic, WHO
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Thursday, February 13th, 2020
Dear Donald, your tweets make me look
Like your lapdog; my staffers are shook.
So stop! I’m not kidding.
Cuz doing your bidding
Is hard when I look like a schnook.
Tags: Attorney General, Bill Barr, Dept. of Justice, Donald Trump, Justice Dept, William Barr
Posted in Bill Barr, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, William Barr | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 12th, 2020
In TRUMP-world the truth-tellers pay
A huge price for the truths they convey.
Trump demands and extracts
Silence, lies. Reveal facts
That make Donald look bad? You’re Trump-prey!
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Retribution
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Tuesday, February 11th, 2020
Two-Verse Limerick for Dueling Headlines:
Headline 1: “Trump Denounces Proposed Sentence for Roger Stone”
Headline 2: “Justice Department undercuts own prosecutors on Trump ally Stone’s sentencing”
The dictator’s at it once more,
Ably aided by Barr; ev’ry chore
Donald orders, Barr does
Why’s he do it? Becuz
They’re both scoundrels and vile to their core.
Barr forgets he’s our nation’s AG,
That his oath’s NOT to Donald, you see,
So when Donald Trump tweeted
That Stone’s been mistreated,
Fixer-Barr fulfills Donald’s decree.
Tags: Attorney General, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Roger Stone, Sentencing Memorandums, Sentencing Memos, William Barr
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