Roseanne’s tweets are a vile, putrid sump,
So her network has opted to dump
The reboot. She’s expelled
And ironically held
To a much higher standard than Trump.
Archive for the ‘Twitter’ Category
Roseanne Reboot Booted (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Roseanne Barr, Social Media, Twitter Humor
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Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Sunday, May 27th, 2018Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
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Blockhead Donald’s Failed Blockade (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018Headline: “Trump can’t block users on Twitter, federal judge rules”
Poor Trump! How he hates to be mocked
By mean tweets! So he angrily blocked
The accounts of those writers,
Who sued cuz they’re fighters,
And won. Snowflake Donald is focked.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Public Forum, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
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Our Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, March 23rd, 2018I must learn to ignore Donald’s tweets;
For the most part, they’re mean, lie-filled bleats.
But his posts are addicting;
Soon statements conflicting
Will spew, as the cycle repeats.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump Lies, Twitter Limerick
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Roger Stone’s Bitter About Twitter (Limerick)
Sunday, October 29th, 2017Why did Twitter suspend Roger Stone?
He sent tweets Twitter cannot condone.
Seems it’s wrong to abuse
Those who bring us the news;
Can’t spew shit-laden threats via phone.
*****
New Republican Slogan:
“Alms for the Rich and Arms for ALL”
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DeVos cut 72 guidelines for disabled students.
So serving a mentally disabled president hasn’t upped her empathy 4 the disabled.
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Lewandowski: Keep focus on ‘the continued lies of the Clinton administration’
And here I thought Trump was in the Oval. Silly me!
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NBCNews Tweet: “President Trump greets members of the press’ kids in Halloween costumes: ‘I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children'”
Some day those children will be able to proudly tell THEIR children: “When I was your age, I met the USA’s WORST president ever!”
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Trump Tweet: “It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!”
At the start of your tweet, you seem to have left out a few key words: “In the Trump family.”
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Trump Tweet: “Wacky & totally unhinged Tom Steyer, who has been fighting me and my Make America Great Again agenda from beginning, never wins elections!”
Steyer “unhinged?” You’ve got that backwards. Steyer’s spent $10 million for a TV ad campaign advocating your impeachment because YOU’RE unhinged.
Also, unlike YOU, Steyer’s “REALLY RICH.”
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Headline: “Trump: ‘Really great advertising’ will keep kids off drugs.”
Also from Trump: “If we can teach young people not to take drugs … it’s really, really easy not to take them.”
All this from the purported non-drinker who’s driving the rest of us to drink.
*****
Tags: CNN, Donald Trump, Media, Roger Stone, Social Media, Twitter Limerick
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Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Thursday, October 5th, 2017Dear Donald, the news isn’t fiction.
So enough with your “made up” depiction!
It’s your tweets that are fake;
You’re a bum, liar, snake!
How I ache for your fel’ny conviction.
Tags: Fake News, Journalism Humor, Media Bashing, Trump, Twitter Limerick
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Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, August 27th, 2017The Donald’s still busily tweeting
Whiny drivel and self-serving bleating.
I guess “Sheriff” John Kelly
Let Trump keep his telly…
Which means LOTS more Trump Twitter-excreting.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Twitter Humor
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Tweeter-In-Chief Trump Outdoes Himself (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2017The Donald has once again binged
On tweets, best described as unhinged.
Even folks who support
His positions exhort
Him to stop, having read ’em & cringed.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor
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He’s BACK! (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017The Donald’s back bashing the press
After making a terrible mess
Of his meetings with leaders,
Relieving his readers
Of tweet-storm withdrawal distress.
Tags: Media Bashing, Media Humor, President Trump, Press Bashing, Social Media Humor, Trump, Tweet Storms, Twitter Limericks
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Trump’s Russian-Probe Freak-Out (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017The Donald’s been tweeting up a storm over the probe of Trump’s Russia connections.
“Any claims about Russia and me
Are a hoax” — Donald’s latest tweet-spree.
“It’s Hill you should probe!”
Was he wearing a robe
When he threw up this Twitter debris?
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, Russia Investigation, Social Media, Twitter
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Literal Liar-In-Chief? (Limerick)
Monday, March 13th, 2017Donald’s spokespeople baldly pretend
That the wiretap tweet that he penned
Needs no “Sorry! My bad!”
Seems we’re stark-raving mad;
Misconstruing lies Trump likes to send.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Political Lies, Sean Spicer, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Twitter, Wiretaps
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So Much For That Pivot (3-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, March 4th, 2017At his speech Tuesday night, Trump seemed sane.
His proposals still sucked, but his brain
And behavior looked stable.
(Less time watching cable?)
Fawning pundits were ably inane:
Trump’s “pivot” was praised by the press,
Who perceived “presidential” finesse.
Heavy meds (I assume)
Might explain his brief bloom
Into something much less of a mess.
But his meds have worn off, I conclude,
Based on stark-raving tweets that he spewed
Just today. Yes his feed
On Twitter indeed
Proves our leader’s a bleeping-mad dude.
Tags: Donald Trump, Political Speech, President Trump, Presidential Speech, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Trump’s Favorite Outlet (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 15th, 2017When Donald gets bitter or pissed,
You can bet he’ll be shaking his fist
Via tweet-storming rants
About leakers and plants.
Before Twitter, how DID he exist?
Tags: President Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, White House Leaks
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Trump On Exhibit (Limerick)
Saturday, February 11th, 2017Trump exhibits his madness with ease,
Via speeches and tweet-tantrum sprees.
Donald’s saneness is wee
And he’s vain as can be.
It’s as plain as his gold Trump marquees.
Tags: Donald Trump, FumblingTrump, President Trump, Twitter Limerick
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Those Slippery Polls (Limerick)
Monday, February 6th, 2017“Any negative polls are fake news.”
(Trump on Twitter, expressing his views.)
Yet he can’t explain why
When his numbers are high
They’re plumb right, but when low they’re a ruse.
Tags: Political Polls, President Trump, Social Media, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
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Open Limerick To Donald Trump (2-Verse)
Saturday, December 17th, 2016Dear Donald: Stop bragging and gloating
And mischaracterizing the voting.
Show some dignity. Preening
And boasting’s demeaning.
And so is your crude self-promoting.
You have pulled off remarkable feats,
So enough with the paranoid bleats.
Think twice before speaking
And enemy-tweaking.
And try NOT to launch wars with your tweets!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Voting Humor
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For Donald, Pettiness Trumps All (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2016It seems likely that Trump’s fact-free, market-skewing anti-Boeing tweet was spurred by yet another petty vendetta. (How dare Boeing’s CEO criticize Trump’s anti-China bluster!)
Donald tweets without int’rest or care
As to damage he’ll cause with each blare.
Petty grievance-borne views
Spark vendetta-spurred spews.
Spook markets? Start wars? C’est la guerre!
Tags: Boeing, Donald Trump, Pettiness, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Vendetta Politics
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Limerick Ode To Sniveling Donald
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016Pre-election, The Donald went wild
With tweets that were petty and riled.
Since he won, there’s no sign
Of a whine-rate decline.
Face the facts: We’ve elected a child.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Trump To The Rescue (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 13th, 2015Headline of the Day: “Donald Trump Will Live-Tweet CNN’s Democratic Debate.”
Will the Dem debate generate heat?
Will someone go down in defeat?
Well if points aren’t scored,
And you start to get bored,
You can always watch Donald Trump tweet.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Democratic Primary, Democrats Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, August 25th, 2015Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Trump loves to post petulant tweets,
Whiny diatribes, vengeance-spurred bleats.
So his Twitter feed’s littered
With comments, embittered;
From a feud Donald never retreats.
If anyone else posted guff
Like Trump, (s)he’d be kicked in the duff–
Quickly out of a job
And shamed by a mob–
But when Trump does it, folks say, “Hot stuff!”
Groundless grievances gin up his life.
He thrives on them, loving the strife
He creates every day
With his vicious display.
Just imagine it — being Trump’s wife!
Within what other country could Trump,
A boorish, vindictive old grump,
With “huge” secret plans
Attract so many fans,
Who greet him with cheers on the stump?
I fear for our wonderful nation,
Filled with folks who think Trump’s our salvation;
This man who dispenses
Such daily offenses
Somehow fills them with endless elation.
Please tell me The Donald can’t win,
Cuz the drumbeat for Trump is a sin.
You might as well vote
For “Drunk Unc” or a goat…
And a goat, unlike Trump, has thick skin.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor
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