Archive for the ‘Twitter’ Category
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2021
Neera Tanden’s Budget Director nomination appears doomed because … “MEAN Tweets!” Double standard, much?
Trump’s Tweeting career was extensive,
His Twitter posts mean and offensive.
Did this mar the support
From his party? (Loud snort!)
But those “MEAN” Tanden tweets? They’re expensive!
Tags: Budget Director, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Budget Director Blues (Limerick)
Saturday, January 9th, 2021
Donald Trump doesn’t “get” the to-do;
So WHAT if he triggered a coup!
But he’s run out of luck
And for once he can’t duck
The backlash from acts he should rue.
Donald Trump, who’s a bully full-blown,
Lost his bullhorn; his phone’s a mere phone.
No more weapon of choice —
Just a much-weakened voice;
He’s bereft of his base and alone.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Twitter Ban, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Banished and Bereft (Limerick)
Friday, January 8th, 2021
Donald Trump has been banished from Twitter,
And Donald’s undoubtedly bitter.
His corrupt tweet decorum
Has cost him this forum.
Now how’ll he pass time on the shitter?
Tags: Donald Trump, Twitter Ban, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Banned At Last (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2020
Enduring Trump’s reign has been hard;
Our nation’s been tainted and scarred.
So this question’s arisen:
Is tweeting in prison
Permitted? Please tell me it’s barred!
Tags: Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Prisons, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Will It Never End? (Limerick)
Monday, November 16th, 2020
NY Times Headline: “Fact-Checked on Facebook and Twitter, Conservatives Switch Their Apps
“Since the election, millions have migrated to alternative social media and media sites like Parler, Rumble and Newsmax.”
If you’re fact-checked on Facebook or Twitter,
There’s no need to feel outraged or bitter;
Join Parler or Rumble.
The folks there don’t grumble
At lies. They just spread ’em and titter.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Fact-Checking Humor, Parler, Rumble, Social Media Humor, Trump's Base, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Liars Flee “Censorship” (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 14th, 2020
Political news drives me mad,
And it makes me both angry and sad.
Yet its pull is so brutal,
Resistance is futile.
Addicted to Twitter? A tad.
Tags: Addiction, Depressing News, Election News, Political News, Social Media, Trump, Twitter
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Tweeting Even More Erratic Than Usual”
Donald Trump sits atop of the Feds
And behaves like a madman on meds.
His tweets appear manic,
Galvanic, Satanic.
Can I panic at “Off with their heads!”?
Tags: Mental Health, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Manic Donald (Limerick)
Monday, October 7th, 2019
Trump Tweet: “As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)…”
Trump’s “wisdom” is “great and unmatched.”
(Donald’s claim via Twitter, dispatched
In a horn-blowing tweet.)
Seems his feed is replete
With proof that Trump’s brain has been snatched.
Tags: Donald Trump, Syria, Trump Tweets, Turkey, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Horn-Blower in Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Trump Says House Investigations Are ‘Bullshit’”
Poor Donald is all in a stew;
He complains we’re engaged in a COUP.
Extra hostile on Twitter,
He’s angry and bitter.
What’s a “victim” to do? Tweet and sue.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Tweets, Twitter
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Victim-In-Chief Lashes Out (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
Headline: “Trump tweets in official capacity, but blocking users is a personal matter, DOJ argues in court”
Up is down.
Black is white.
A smile’s a frown.
Please, please indict!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Craziness Never Ends (Quatrain)
Friday, December 7th, 2018
The Donald seems anxious today;
His tweets appear frantic. They bray
About Mueller in ways
That suggests a deep craze…
As the hunter locks on to his prey.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s High Anxiety (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 28th, 2018
Headline: “Donald Trump, Internet troll”
Is the Donald an Internet troll?
He’s embraced a provocative role
Via lump-of-coal tweets
Filled with lies, memes, and bleats
That betray the huge hole in his soul.
Tags: Donald Trump, Internet Trolls, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Trolls
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To An Internet Troll
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018
Roseanne’s tweets are a vile, putrid sump,
So her network has opted to dump
The reboot. She’s expelled
And ironically held
To a much higher standard than Trump.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Roseanne Barr, Social Media, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Roseanne Reboot Booted (Limerick)
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Trump can’t block users on Twitter, federal judge rules”
Poor Trump! How he hates to be mocked
By mean tweets! So he angrily blocked
The accounts of those writers,
Who sued cuz they’re fighters,
And won. Snowflake Donald is focked.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Public Forum, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, Free Speech, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 2 Comments »
Friday, March 23rd, 2018
I must learn to ignore Donald’s tweets;
For the most part, they’re mean, lie-filled bleats.
But his posts are addicting;
Soon statements conflicting
Will spew, as the cycle repeats.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump Lies, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, October 29th, 2017
Why did Twitter suspend Roger Stone?
He sent tweets Twitter cannot condone.
Seems it’s wrong to abuse
Those who bring us the news;
Can’t spew shit-laden threats via phone.
*****
New Republican Slogan:
“Alms for the Rich and Arms for ALL”
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DeVos cut 72 guidelines for disabled students.
So serving a mentally disabled president hasn’t upped her empathy 4 the disabled.
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Lewandowski: Keep focus on ‘the continued lies of the Clinton administration’
And here I thought Trump was in the Oval. Silly me!
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NBCNews Tweet: “President Trump greets members of the press’ kids in Halloween costumes: ‘I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children'”
Some day those children will be able to proudly tell THEIR children: “When I was your age, I met the USA’s WORST president ever!”
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Trump Tweet: “It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!”
At the start of your tweet, you seem to have left out a few key words: “In the Trump family.”
*****
Trump Tweet: “Wacky & totally unhinged Tom Steyer, who has been fighting me and my Make America Great Again agenda from beginning, never wins elections!”
Steyer “unhinged?” You’ve got that backwards. Steyer’s spent $10 million for a TV ad campaign advocating your impeachment because YOU’RE unhinged.
Also, unlike YOU, Steyer’s “REALLY RICH.”
*****
Headline: “Trump: ‘Really great advertising’ will keep kids off drugs.”
Also from Trump: “If we can teach young people not to take drugs … it’s really, really easy not to take them.”
All this from the purported non-drinker who’s driving the rest of us to drink.
*****
Tags: CNN, Donald Trump, Media, Roger Stone, Social Media, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Roger Stone’s Bitter About Twitter (Limerick)
Thursday, October 5th, 2017
Dear Donald, the news isn’t fiction.
So enough with your “made up” depiction!
It’s your tweets that are fake;
You’re a bum, liar, snake!
How I ache for your fel’ny conviction.
Tags: Fake News, Journalism Humor, Media Bashing, Trump, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Sunday, August 27th, 2017
The Donald’s still busily tweeting
Whiny drivel and self-serving bleating.
I guess “Sheriff” John Kelly
Let Trump keep his telly…
Which means LOTS more Trump Twitter-excreting.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2017
The Donald has once again binged
On tweets, best described as unhinged.
Even folks who support
His positions exhort
Him to stop, having read ’em & cringed.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Tweeter-In-Chief Trump Outdoes Himself (Limerick)
