Dear Donald, the news isn’t fiction.
So enough with your “made up” depiction!
It’s your tweets that are fake;
You’re a bum, liar, snake!
How I ache for your fel’ny conviction.
Archive for the ‘Twitter’ Category
Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Thursday, October 5th, 2017Tags: Fake News, Journalism Humor, Media Bashing, Trump, Twitter Limerick
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Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, August 27th, 2017The Donald’s still busily tweeting
Whiny drivel and self-serving bleating.
I guess “Sheriff” John Kelly
Let Trump keep his telly…
Which means LOTS more Trump Twitter-excreting.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Twitter Humor
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Tweeter-In-Chief Trump Outdoes Himself (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2017The Donald has once again binged
On tweets, best described as unhinged.
Even folks who support
His positions exhort
Him to stop, having read ’em & cringed.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor
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He’s BACK! (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017The Donald’s back bashing the press
After making a terrible mess
Of his meetings with leaders,
Relieving his readers
Of tweet-storm withdrawal distress.
Tags: Media Bashing, Media Humor, President Trump, Press Bashing, Social Media Humor, Trump, Tweet Storms, Twitter Limericks
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Trump’s Russian-Probe Freak-Out (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017The Donald’s been tweeting up a storm over the probe of Trump’s Russia connections.
“Any claims about Russia and me
Are a hoax” — Donald’s latest tweet-spree.
“It’s Hill you should probe!”
Was he wearing a robe
When he threw up this Twitter debris?
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, Russia Investigation, Social Media, Twitter
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Literal Liar-In-Chief? (Limerick)
Monday, March 13th, 2017Donald’s spokespeople baldly pretend
That the wiretap tweet that he penned
Needs no “Sorry! My bad!”
Seems we’re stark-raving mad;
Misconstruing lies Trump likes to send.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Political Lies, Sean Spicer, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Twitter, Wiretaps
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So Much For That Pivot (3-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, March 4th, 2017At his speech Tuesday night, Trump seemed sane.
His proposals still sucked, but his brain
And behavior looked stable.
(Less time watching cable?)
Fawning pundits were ably inane:
Trump’s “pivot” was praised by the press,
Who perceived “presidential” finesse.
Heavy meds (I assume)
Might explain his brief bloom
Into something much less of a mess.
But his meds have worn off, I conclude,
Based on stark-raving tweets that he spewed
Just today. Yes his feed
On Twitter indeed
Proves our leader’s a bleeping-mad dude.
Tags: Donald Trump, Political Speech, President Trump, Presidential Speech, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Trump’s Favorite Outlet (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 15th, 2017When Donald gets bitter or pissed,
You can bet he’ll be shaking his fist
Via tweet-storming rants
About leakers and plants.
Before Twitter, how DID he exist?
Tags: President Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, White House Leaks
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Trump On Exhibit (Limerick)
Saturday, February 11th, 2017Trump exhibits his madness with ease,
Via speeches and tweet-tantrum sprees.
Donald’s saneness is wee
And he’s vain as can be.
It’s as plain as his gold Trump marquees.
Tags: Donald Trump, FumblingTrump, President Trump, Twitter Limerick
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Those Slippery Polls (Limerick)
Monday, February 6th, 2017“Any negative polls are fake news.”
(Trump on Twitter, expressing his views.)
Yet he can’t explain why
When his numbers are high
They’re plumb right, but when low they’re a ruse.
Tags: Political Polls, President Trump, Social Media, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
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Open Limerick To Donald Trump (2-Verse)
Saturday, December 17th, 2016Dear Donald: Stop bragging and gloating
And mischaracterizing the voting.
Show some dignity. Preening
And boasting’s demeaning.
And so is your crude self-promoting.
You have pulled off remarkable feats,
So enough with the paranoid bleats.
Think twice before speaking
And enemy-tweaking.
And try NOT to launch wars with your tweets!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Voting Humor
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For Donald, Pettiness Trumps All (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2016It seems likely that Trump’s fact-free, market-skewing anti-Boeing tweet was spurred by yet another petty vendetta. (How dare Boeing’s CEO criticize Trump’s anti-China bluster!)
Donald tweets without int’rest or care
As to damage he’ll cause with each blare.
Petty grievance-borne views
Spark vendetta-spurred spews.
Spook markets? Start wars? C’est la guerre!
Tags: Boeing, Donald Trump, Pettiness, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Vendetta Politics
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Limerick Ode To Sniveling Donald
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016Pre-election, The Donald went wild
With tweets that were petty and riled.
Since he won, there’s no sign
Of a whine-rate decline.
Face the facts: We’ve elected a child.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Trump To The Rescue (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 13th, 2015Headline of the Day: “Donald Trump Will Live-Tweet CNN’s Democratic Debate.”
Will the Dem debate generate heat?
Will someone go down in defeat?
Well if points aren’t scored,
And you start to get bored,
You can always watch Donald Trump tweet.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Democratic Primary, Democrats Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, August 25th, 2015Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Trump loves to post petulant tweets,
Whiny diatribes, vengeance-spurred bleats.
So his Twitter feed’s littered
With comments, embittered;
From a feud Donald never retreats.
If anyone else posted guff
Like Trump, (s)he’d be kicked in the duff–
Quickly out of a job
And shamed by a mob–
But when Trump does it, folks say, “Hot stuff!”
Groundless grievances gin up his life.
He thrives on them, loving the strife
He creates every day
With his vicious display.
Just imagine it — being Trump’s wife!
Within what other country could Trump,
A boorish, vindictive old grump,
With “huge” secret plans
Attract so many fans,
Who greet him with cheers on the stump?
I fear for our wonderful nation,
Filled with folks who think Trump’s our salvation;
This man who dispenses
Such daily offenses
Somehow fills them with endless elation.
Please tell me The Donald can’t win,
Cuz the drumbeat for Trump is a sin.
You might as well vote
For “Drunk Unc” or a goat…
And a goat, unlike Trump, has thick skin.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor
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Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter (Limerick)
Monday, June 10th, 2013Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
@HillaryClinton is here
Right on Twitter, so give her a cheer.
Both witty & classy,
Supremely bad-assy
And fearless – a gal without peer.
Tags: Hillary Clinton, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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#My2k Limerick
Thursday, November 29th, 2012#My2k Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Obama’s new hashtag is meant
2 help middle class taxpayers vent
Via tweets 2 demand
That their tax hike is banned:
#My2k’s needed 4 rent.
(You can find the story about Obama’s social media PR efforts and this “fiscal cliff” related hashtag here.)
Tags: #My2k, Barack Obama, Fiscal Cliff, Fiscal Crisis, Hashtags, Middle Class, Social Media Humor, Tax Hikes, Taxpayers, Tweet Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Romney and the Blowhard (Limerick)
Friday, June 1st, 2012This Donald Trump quote sounds fictitious, but it’s real: “I have a very large Twitter.”
Romney and the Blowhard (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Trump is proud of his “very large Twitter.”
(That’s a quote — not a Mad B Kane titter.)
When The Donald ain’t ragging
The prez, then he’s bragging.
Donald Trump — he’s where Mitt turns for glitter.
Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Mitt Romney, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor
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A Tale Of Two Kims (Limerick)
Monday, December 19th, 2011It’s hard not to laugh at the confusion caused by Kim Jong-il’s demise:
Yes, in the wake of the passing of Kim Jong Il, some Twitter users seemingly believe that the female rapper Lil’ Kim had died instead.
On Twitter, amusing confusion—
Lil’ Kim devotees — wrong conclusion.
Kim Jong-il’s death was met
With deep shock and regret.
Seem’s Kim’s music can cause mass delusion.
Tags: Celebrity Satire, Kim Jong Il, Lil’ Kim, Music, North Korea, Rappers, Twitter Humor
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Limerick Ode To “Regular Guy” Romney
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011According to the New York Times, Mitt Romney is using Twitter to depict himself as a “regular guy.” So if you want to know what fast food Romney fancies, or what low-fare flights he has taken, be sure to follow Mitt’s Tweets.
Limerick Ode To “Regular Guy” Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mitt Romney’s a regular guy:
Subways, burgers, and sometimes a fry
Are the foods that he eats.
(You can tell by his Tweets.)
And I’m betting he never eats Thai.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Food Humor, Mitt Romney, Regular Guy, Republicans Humor, Twitter
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