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Limerick Ode To John Boehner

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

John Boehner’s jobs speech was rather hypocritical, as Greg Sargent points out. Sargent highlights two rather inconsistent sentences:

“If we want to create a better environment for job creation, politicians of all stripes can leave the ‘my way or the highway’ philosophy behind.”

And there was also this:

“Tax increases, however, are not a viable option for the Joint Committee.”

Such hypocrisy cries out for a limerick:

Limerick Ode To John Boehner
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Boehner’s job speech surprised me a tad.
He said, My way or highway is bad.
Sounded promising till
He continued, No bill
Will raise taxes.
Hypocrisy’s sad.

Limerick Ode To A Speech Spat

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Yet Another Debt Ceiling Limerick

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Timid Mitt Romney

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Debt Ceiling Limerick Trio

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

John Boehner’s Patriotism Deficit

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Limerick Ode To A Republican Mess

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

DOMA Dollars

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Limerick Ode To A Government Shutdown

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

Political Haiku and Tanka Too

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

Limerick Ode To John “So Be It” Boehner

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

John Boehner — Exceptionally Wrong

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Intelligence Redesigned

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

Booing Boehner’s Boo-Hooing

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Those Sorry Republicans

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

An Ode To Crybaby Republicans

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Fordham Axed, Scapegoated To The Max

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Ode To GOP Hypocrisy (Updated)

Sunday, October 1st, 2006