Archive for March, 2026
Monday, March 23rd, 2026
When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev’rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It’s a sight many long to erase!
Tags: DC Tourism Humor, Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Trump Branding
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Friday, March 20th, 2026
My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Tags: Brendan Carr, Donald Trump, FCC, Iran Attack, Iran War, Media, NATO Allies, No New Wars, Nuclear Weapons, Peace President, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Wars
Posted in American Carnage, Donald Trump, International Affairs, Media Satire, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Monday, March 16th, 2026
Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran Attack, Iran War, NATO Allies, No New Wars, Nuclear Weapons, Peace President, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Wars
Posted in American Carnage, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Sunday, March 15th, 2026
My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!
Tags: Iran Attack, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Wars
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Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Iran War, Lies Limerick, No New Wars, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Supporters
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Trump, Voting Satire, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Monday, March 2nd, 2026
Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »