The Donald persuaded his base
That at deal-making Trump is an ace.
But his cave to Iran
Proves his skill-claim’s a con.
Will his fans fin’lly note his disgrace?
Posts Tagged ‘Iran Attack’
“Deal-Maker” Don (Limerick)
Friday, June 19th, 2026If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, March 20th, 2026My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Dictatorial Donald (Limerick)
Monday, March 16th, 2026Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Trump’s “Excursion” (Limerick)
Sunday, March 15th, 2026My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!
