Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Posts Tagged ‘Trump Limerick’
Our Loathsome “Leader” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2026A Trump Rarity (Limerick)
Thursday, July 30th, 2026Agreeing with Trump about anything feels extremely weird: “Trump urges Senate to pass legislation ending clock changes”
Whatever Trump says, I’m not buying,
Cuz Donald is constantly lying.
Yet I have to agree
When he launches a spree
Of his “twice-yearly clock-change” decrying.
Happy Independence Day??? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 4th, 2026Warning: This limerick is a downer!
I’m enraged by the damage Don’s done!
I’m incensed by the cases he’s won.
Our Democracy’s ailing;
In danger of failing . . .
Independence Day spirit? I’ve NONE!
If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, March 20th, 2026My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Dictatorial Donald (Limerick)
Monday, March 16th, 2026Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Peace-Loving Trump (2-Verse Limerick and Haiku)
Friday, December 5th, 2025It’s no secret: The Donald’s long yearned
For the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.
Seems Nobel’s prize committee
Agrees that Trump’s shitty.
So Donald was rightfully spurned.
But that ISN’T the end of the story,
For there’s NO quenching Trump’s thirst for glory.
That’s where FIFA comes in:
Hands a fake “peace prize” win
To a brute who loves waging outlawry.
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Bigly Trump Honor:
FIFA invents a “peace prize”
for needy Donald.
Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)
Sunday, November 30th, 2025I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.
An Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Friday, June 13th, 2025Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.
Trump’s Meaningless Threats To Putin (Limerick)
Sunday, June 1st, 2025It’s past time. You must end your brutality!
I’m not kidding! (Trump’s TACO finality.)
Don’t forget: I’m not joshing.
So stop, or I’m washing
My hands of your stubborn rascality.
Donald, The Menace (Limerick)
Saturday, May 3rd, 2025Donald Trump is a liar and nut.
He’s a menace; his evil’s clear-cut.
There’s no end to his gall.
He’s a danger to all,
And these truths should be open-and-shut!
GOPers Court Trump At Court (Limerick)
Thursday, May 16th, 2024Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court
To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart
New York’s efforts to try
Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!)
And to truth, law, and justice distort.
Trump, The Extortionist (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 30th, 2022Headline: “Trump Is Trying To Extort America”
Donald Trump is so desp’rate to thwart
Prosecution, he’s apt to resort
To additional crimes,
Like extortion ofttimes;
Indict Trump! Get that felon to court!
Garland v. Trump
Thursday, August 11th, 2022Dear Donald, it seems that your bluff
Has been called, and in you’re in quite the huff.
Garland’s move to unseal
That warrant? Big deal!
Seems you’ve shot yourself right in the duff.
Trump’s Trumped-Up Victimhood (Limerick)
Thursday, August 11th, 2022Donald’s so-called “unjustified raid”
Was approved by a judge. Don’t be played!
T’s were crossed. I’s were dotted.
His crimes have been spotted.
Our nation by Trump’s been betrayed.
My Open Limerick-Letter To Would-Be Trump Attorneys
Tuesday, August 9th, 2022Trump’s besieged and (I’ve heard) on the hunt
For lawyers to take on the stunt
Of defending his ass.
Dear Esqs, you should pass…
Or at least get full payment up front.
