Archive for the ‘Rick Santorum’ Category

The Chastity Chase (Limerick)

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

When I see a title like this, I pretty much have to write a limerick: Santorum Good for Chastity-Belt Sales? Manufacturer Says, “We’ve Had a Boost”

The Chastity Chase (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Here’s good news for Republican men:
You can guard against gals with a yen
For sex you deem evil
With something primeval:
Yes chastity belts — Curb your hen!

Just In Time For Presidents Day — Would-Be Presidential Clerihews

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

More Contraceptive Madness (Limerick)

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Dear Bedroom-Invading Republicans (Limerick)

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Rick “What Book?” Santorum

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Rick Gives Them Something To Talk About (Limerick)

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

Rick Santorum’s Acronym Antics (Limerick)

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Gaffe-Prone Perry

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Eight 4-Liners For The Republican Contenders

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011