Headlines From The “New Things To Worry About” Department
Saturday, September 15th, 2007I don’t know about you, but I’m sufficiently nervous about GWB destroying the world as we know it. So I really don’t need new scary things to worry about:
* Being autopsied while still, technically, alive.
* Swimming in hot lakes causes amoeba-related deaths.
* “Computers could mimic human speech so perfectly that vocal terrorism could be a new threat in 10-15 years’ time…” (We’re already getting enough vocal terrorism from Bush — thank you very much!)
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