Bathing In Bad News

Just when you thought it was safe to take a shower, here’s a health scare that would make Alfred Hitchcock turn pale:

Bathing In Bad News (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Are health reports making you glower?
Is the swine flu bug making you cower?
Then get ready to frown
At the new scare in town:
Deadly germs in the head of your shower.

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4 Responses to “Bathing In Bad News”

  1. marduk says:

    If someone is feeling real sick
    And the bucket they wish to kick
    They don’t need cyanide
    To commit suicide
    A quick shower should do the trick

  2. Mad kane says:

    Thanks for the limerick, marduk!

  3. Tim Trent says:

    I want to get clean.
    Turn on my shower and wash?
    Death strikes from above!

    I far prefer the haiku!

  4. Kaye Swain says:

    Hi, I popped over to visit from the Boomers and Seniors: News You Can Use blog carnival and enjoyed looking around your site. This limerick gave me a big smile. Thanks for sharing it. :) :) :)