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Archive for December, 2025
Peace-Loving Trump (2-Verse Limerick and Haiku)
Friday, December 5th, 2025It’s no secret: The Donald’s long yearned
For the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.
Seems Nobel’s prize committee
Agrees that Trump’s shitty.
So Donald was rightfully spurned.
But that ISN’T the end of the story,
For there’s NO quenching Trump’s thirst for glory.
That’s where FIFA comes in:
Hands a fake “peace prize” win
To a brute who loves waging outlawry.
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Bigly Trump Honor:
FIFA invents a “peace prize”
for needy Donald.
