Archive for the ‘Russia’ Category
Sunday, August 19th, 2018
Rudy Giuliani to Chuck Todd: “Truth isn’t truth.”
Says Rudy, truth doesn’t exist.
(That lesson in law school I missed.)
Seems reality’s dire
Cuz Trump is a liar,
And the truth can no longer assist.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Chuck Todd, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, Russia, White House | No Comments »
Saturday, August 18th, 2018
Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
Tags: Don McGahn, Donald Trump, King Kong, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trump Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
Headline: “Kremlin: Russia not ready to accept Trump invite to Washington”
Over hosting old Vlad, Trump’s been heady.
But the Kremlin says Putin’s not ready
To say “Da” to a visit.
A diss? Ain’t it, is it?
Poor Trump hoped the two would go steady.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, July 18th, 2018
Trump’s submissive to Putin and meek.
He is craven and shockingly weak.
Donald’s bluster’s replaced
By behavior debased.
And his party’s response? Piddlin’ pique.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Republican House, Republican Senate, Russia, Russia Collusion, Trump Collusion, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | No Comments »
Monday, July 16th, 2018
At long last, there can be no debate:
Trump’s a traitor, who bows to his “mate,”
Russia’s Putin, whose smirk
Shows contempt for the jerk
Whose betrayal one can’t over-state.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Summit, Traitors, Treason
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Monday, April 2nd, 2018
Headline: “Trump Invites Putin to the White House”
Said Donald to Putin,”Please come
To the White House, my bestie, my chum.
I’ve plum secrets to share,
So I hope you’ll repair
To DC and make Democrats glum.”
Tags: Putin Humor, Russia Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump Invites Best Pal Putin To White House (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 27th, 2018
The Donald’s a dreadful employer
And a volatile stature-destroyer.
His “art of the deal”
Is to lie, backbite, steal,
Which is why he can’t buy a good lawyer.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Putin, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trial Lawyers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Donald Trump — Unmasked … and Un-Esq’d (Limerick)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2018
Trump’s lawyers are frequently nayed
And their Mueller advice disobeyed.
Donald’s gut rules his mind,
So John Dowd has resigned.
I wish the man luck getting paid!
Tags: Donald Trump, John Dowd, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Farewell To John Dowd (Limerick)
Saturday, March 17th, 2018
McCabe had been set to retire
On Sunday, but Trump’s filled with ire,
Cuz McCabe’s a supporter
Of Comey. In order
To punish him, Donald says FIRE!
Tags: Andrew McCabe, Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump V. McCabe
Tuesday, March 13th, 2018
Rex has rarely done anything right,
And his errors I’d often indict.
But re Russia he’s wise,
So to no one’s surprise
Trump’s response is: Get out of my sight!
Tags: Donald Trump, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Secretary of State
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, State Department, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Ex Is Rex (Limerick)
Saturday, November 11th, 2017
Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Though people seem prone to adopt
The past tense re the Russians, I’ll opt
To claim present tense crime
Re elections, each time;
There’s no reason to think that they’ve stopped.
Tags: Election Collusion, Election Humor, Election Interference, President Trump, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Russian Election Interference — NOT A One-Time Thing (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 30th, 2017
Trump, who loves to slam “unnamed sources” as “fake news,” retweeted “FOX & friends” today:
Jared Kushner didn’t suggest Russian communications channel in meeting, source says.
“Unnamed sources are bad! They spread lies.”
It’s “fake news” when they’re used, Donald cries.
And yet sources unnamed
Who’ve loudly proclaimed
Stuff he likes? Those are upright and wise.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fake News, Fox, Fox News, Jared Kushner, Kushner, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Press Bashing, Russia Investigation, Unnamed Sources
Posted in Donald Trump, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on “Fake News” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2017
Donald glares and lectures NATO,
Kisses Saudi’s derrière,
Shares top secrets with the Russians;
Guess who owns this millionaire.
Tags: NATO, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia | Comments Off on Trump Quatrain
Thursday, May 4th, 2017
The Donald heaps praise upon strongmen;
Evil despots quite clearly the wrong men
To admire or laud.
Trump’s a terrified fraud;
Naught but one of those cowed “get along” men.
Tags: Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, China, Egypt, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Philippines, Putin, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Rodrigo Duterte, Russia, Strongmen, Trump, Turkey, Xi Jinping
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Love Affair With Strongmen (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2017
Donald’s suddenly mired in disputes
With pal Putin. I’ve spotted the roots
Of their low in relations
And dreadful vibrations:
Trump must “prove” that they’re NOT in cahoots.
Tags: Putin, Russia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Putin? (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017
The Donald’s been tweeting up a storm over the probe of Trump’s Russia connections.
“Any claims about Russia and me
Are a hoax” — Donald’s latest tweet-spree.
“It’s Hill you should probe!”
Was he wearing a robe
When he threw up this Twitter debris?
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, Russia Investigation, Social Media, Twitter
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Sessions Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian-Probe Freak-Out (Limerick)
Sunday, March 5th, 2017
Trump was having a rather good week this past week … until he wasn’t.
So, what ruined Trump’s Congressional address high? No, NOT being wiretapped by Obama. That’s just some shit Trump made up and threw up on Twitter.
No, here’s what REALLY angered Trump: Attorney General Jeff Sessions having to recuse himself from the Russia investigation, because he lied under oath regarding his own Russian contacts. Hence, my limerick:
Trump’s dismayed, overwrought, feeling frayed;
He’d been waiting for Sessions to aid
Him with Russia, and thought
That a fixer’d been bought.
Jeff’s recusal has nixed that charade.
Tags: Attorney General, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Republican Fixers, Russia, Russia Investigation, Twitter, Wiretaps
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian Blues (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 15th, 2017
A headline like this cries out for a limerick:
Russian lawmakers rush to the defense of Trump’s ex-national security adviser
Flynn’s out, but he still has his backers–
Russian leaders, who mock his attackers;
Fear of Russia’s to blame.
For his ouster, they claim.
If they think that helps Flynn, they are crackers!
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Russia, Russophobia
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Flynn, Victimized By Russophobia? (Limerick)
