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Limerick Ode To “Normal” Newt Gingrich

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

According to Newt Gingrich, his serial wife-cheating makes him “normal,” better able to relate to the problems of average people, and more electable. You’ve got to give that fellow Brownie-points for creativity. Who else could turn multiple affairs into a plus?

In an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network this afternoon, Newt Gingrich picked up Rick Perry’s torch in the so-called “war on religion,” promising that he would fight back against judges who are “trying to drive God out of life.” The thrice-married Speaker then defended his personal marital history, claiming his multiple affairs “make me more normal than somebody who wanders around seeming perfect” because he can understand “the human condition and challenges of life for normal people.”

Limerick Ode To “Normal” Newt Gingrich
By Madeleine Begun Kane

My affairs make me “normal,” says Newt.
As defenses go, Newt’s is a beaut:
Seems perfection is bad,
And unless you’re a cad,
Your empathy skills are minute.

Newt’s Pledge (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Not So Light Haiku

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

Limerick Ode to Michele “Just Joking” Bachmann

Monday, August 29th, 2011

Hillary Clinton — Bombshell?

Monday, May 9th, 2011

Yet Another Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Mosque Mockery

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Refudiating Sarah

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Religion Hits Bottoms

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Telling Tiger To Convert Just Ain’t Kosher

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Declaring War On The “War On Christmas” Whine

Friday, December 12th, 2008

Don Davis Presents: The Atheism Song

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Palin Panic

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Next, They’ll Claim Obama Inherited Clinton’s Reverend

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

I Won’t Graciously Submit To Mike Huckabee

Saturday, December 15th, 2007