Trump’s “Pious” Edict (Limerick)

Headline: “Trump slams governors, demands they open houses of worship ‘right now’”

“You must open the churches right now!”
Ordered Trump, as if Donald somehow
Had the right to enforce
Such an edict. Of course
To his base, Trump’s a great sacred cow.

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One Response to “Trump’s “Pious” Edict (Limerick)”

  1. Michael Blum says:

    Yes, now I’ll reopen the pews
    Said the man who, while watching the news,
    Twisted and turned
    and looked kind of burned,
    You know who’s not buying? The Jews.