Limerick Ode To Roy Moore Sycophant, Pastor Flip Benham

Headline: “Pastor Says Moore Dated Teenagers for Their ‘Purity’”

A flip pastor says Moore dated teens
For their “purity.” I don’t know beans
About biblical teaching,
But what sort of preaching
Overlooks what indecency means?

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One Response to “Limerick Ode To Roy Moore Sycophant, Pastor Flip Benham”

  1. Alan Hochbaum says:

    Ol’ Roy had done all but confess
    But the lech, our Chief Clownstick did bless
    Did our Cheeto non-sage
    Ever date girls this age
    It’s a good bet he did, Moore or less.

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