Archive for the ‘Constitution Humor’ Category
Saturday, August 22nd, 2026
When you think about Donald, don’t quail,
Or lose hope or freak out and/or wail.
Though he’s hard to endure,
Please resist! Help secure
A huge GOP midterm-vote fail!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Wednesday, August 19th, 2026
It appears I’m addicted to rhyme.
I write limericks all of the time.
Some are light. Some are deep.
Some I write in my sleep.
Some mock Trump, which (thus far) ain’t a crime.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment Humor, Free Speech, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor
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Tuesday, August 18th, 2026
Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Limerick, War and Peace, War Crimes
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Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Wars
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Corruption Humor, Crime, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, Foreign Policy, Free Speech, Gender Politics, Government Services, Judiciary Satire, Justice Department, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Money & Finance Humor, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, States Rights, Supreme Court, Terrorism, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems, White House | Comments Off on The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Saturday, July 4th, 2026
Warning: This limerick is a downer!
I’m enraged by the damage Don’s done!
I’m incensed by the cases he’s won.
Our Democracy’s ailing;
In danger of failing . . .
Independence Day spirit? I’ve NONE!
Tags: Constitution Limerick, Donald Trump Limerick, July 4, Trump Limerick
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Saturday, May 23rd, 2026
Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.
Tags: Constitution, Donald Trump, Supreme Court Limerick, Trump
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Saturday, January 31st, 2026
Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.
Tags: China, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, EU, International Relations, Putin, Republicans Humor, Russia, Trump, Xi
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Democracy Humor, Diplomacy Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, Great Britain Humor, International Affairs, Mexico Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Russia, Trump | Comments Off on Alienated Allies (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 28th, 2026
The full scope of Trump’s evil is broad:
He sends ICE out to raid and maraud.
He breaks laws willy-nilly.
And this one’s a dilly:
It’s treason to fail to applaud.
Tags: Donald Trump, Homeland Security, ICE Raids, Immigration, Justice Department, Republicans Humor, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Law Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Evil Despot (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026
Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.
Tags: Crime, Donald Trump, Good, Homeland Security, ICE, Immigrants, Murders, Noem, Pretti, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Monday, January 26th, 2026
The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
Tags: Courts, Donald Trump, Federal Courts, Law Limerick, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Lies, White House
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, White House | Comments Off on RIP The Law (Limerick)
Sunday, November 30th, 2025
I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.
Tags: Mental Health, Political Humor, Political Limerick, Political Satire, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick
Posted in Constitution Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Friday, October 31st, 2025
Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump | Comments Off on The Enablers (Limerick)
Sunday, October 26th, 2025
How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”
Tags: Constitution, Constitution Verse, Democracy, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Saving Democracy, Trump
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Saturday, October 18th, 2025
My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)
Tags: Antifa, Aunt Tifa, Constitution, Donald Trump, No Kings, No Kings Protests, No Kings Rallies, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Tuesday, September 30th, 2025
Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, News, Republicans Humor, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Political Commentary, Political Jokes & One-Liners, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Scary News, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Thursday, September 25th, 2025
Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)
Tags: Chicken Little, Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, Republicans Humor
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Monday, September 22nd, 2025
My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)
Tags: GOP, Political Humor, Political Writing, Republicans, Trump
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Friday, June 13th, 2025
Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.
Tags: Constitution, Constitution Verse, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Legal Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump Limerick
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Thursday, May 29th, 2025
Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy, Donald Trump, Politics Limericks, Republicans Humor, Resist, Saving Democracy, Trump, U.S. Constitution, USPOL, USPolitics
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Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, News, Republicans Humor, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Political Commentary, Political Jokes & One-Liners, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Scary News, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John