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Trump’s Evil Regime (Limerick)

Tuesday, August 11th, 2026

Our great nation’s been suff’ring upheaval;
A wrecked victim of Donald Trump’s evil.
Has democracy shed
So much blood that it’s dead?
Please convince me it’s NOT past retrieval!

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The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)

Tuesday, July 14th, 2026

The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.

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Happy Independence Day??? (Limerick)

Saturday, July 4th, 2026

Warning: This limerick is a downer!

I’m enraged by the damage Don’s done!
I’m incensed by the cases he’s won.
Our Democracy’s ailing;
In danger of failing . . .
Independence Day spirit? I’ve NONE!

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The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)

Saturday, May 23rd, 2026

Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.

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Alienated Allies (Limerick)

Saturday, January 31st, 2026

Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.

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Evil Despot (Limerick)

Wednesday, January 28th, 2026

The full scope of Trump’s evil is broad:
He sends ICE out to raid and maraud.
He breaks laws willy-nilly.
And this one’s a dilly:
It’s treason to fail to applaud.

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ICE Quandary (Limerick)

Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.

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RIP The Law (Limerick)

Monday, January 26th, 2026

The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.

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Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)

Sunday, November 30th, 2025

I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.

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The Enablers (Limerick)

Friday, October 31st, 2025

Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.

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If Only… (Limerick)

Sunday, October 26th, 2025

How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”

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Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)

Saturday, October 18th, 2025

My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)

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Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John

Tuesday, September 30th, 2025

Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)

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A Chicken Little Limerick

Thursday, September 25th, 2025

Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)

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One Reason I Write (Limerick)

Monday, September 22nd, 2025

My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)

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An Open Limerick To Donald Trump

Friday, June 13th, 2025

Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.

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Limerick Pep Talk

Thursday, May 29th, 2025

Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!

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King Con’s “Trump 2028” Merch (Limerick)

Monday, May 5th, 2025

“Trump 2028″ apparel is now on sale at the Trump Organization’s online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a third term? Or is this just another of Trump’s money-making cons?

Will the Donald attempt a third term?
It’s illegal, most experts confirm.
But a mere thing like laws
Rarely gives Donald pause.
So expect a 4th run from that worm!

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Freedom Under Siege (Limerick)

Sunday, April 27th, 2025

Precious freedom, alas, is at stake!
Dire jeopardy! Each day we wake
To more headlines that scare us,
As Trump seems to dare us
To dodge each malevolent quake.

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AWOL Wit? (Limerick)

Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

When I’m writing, I struggle to squeeze in
Lots of humor and wit and to season
All my poems with wordplay;
Perhaps absurd nerd-play.
I’ve failed? Donald’s treason’s the reason!

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