Archive for the ‘Constitution Humor’ Category

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

In case you were wondering, Rick Santorum still thinks states have the right to outlaw contraception. Why? Because it’s “a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Contraception’s immoral, says Rick,
Cuz it licenses sex with a chick
To whom you ain’t wed.
So ban it instead!
Vote Santorum: Stop sex that is sick.

Limerick Ode To 10th Amendment Hypocrisy

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Yet Another Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Mosque Mockery

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Judge Walker’s Critics — Divorced From Reason

Friday, August 6th, 2010

John McCain — Ignoramus, Liar, Or Terrorist Sympathizer?

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Ode To Odious Corporate Personhood

Monday, January 25th, 2010

The Dreaded E-Word

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Yet Another Ode To Republican Hypocrisy

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

I’m A McPalin Haiku Hysteria Finalist

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

First Pakistan And Then…

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Shorter Michael Mukasey

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Democrats Make Elephants Of Themselves

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

Mustachioed Men — Downtrodden Minority Group? (Updated — Limerick Revised)

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

Yet Another Filibuster Song Parody (The Full-a-Bluster Song)

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Dick “Constitution Killer” Cheney Strikes Again

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Bush’s Language Police Foiled By Bush/Cheney Expletives

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Dems Pull Bush’s Chain

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

Ode To Dennis “Muslim Menace” Prager

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006