Archive for the ‘Legal Limericks’ Category

Cain’s Grandstanding Demands (Limerick)

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

I have to laugh at Herman Cain’s audacious demand for the phone records of extra-marital affair accuser Ginger White.

I presume this is just grandstanding. Because Cain’s lawyer, Lin Wood, surely knows that he has no right to those records, except in the course of litigation discovery. In other words, no lawsuit — no phone record fishing expedition.

Cain’s Grandstanding Demands (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

So did Cain break his marital vow?
He’s demanding the phone records now
Of the gal who accused him.
She ought to refuse him:
No lawsuit? No right! Disallow!

This Spam’s An Abortion

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

DOMA Dollars

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Clarence Thomas

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Want Tom In Prison — No Delay!

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Yet Another Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Judge Walker’s Critics — Divorced From Reason

Friday, August 6th, 2010

The Birth Of Lunacy

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Supreme Story

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Robin Ghivan Makes Me Cross

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Oily Obstruction

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Why I’ll Never Be A Supreme Court Justice

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

Leery About Elena

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

Obama’s What???

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Obama, Please Aim For Even Stevens

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Republican Trials

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

J.D. Hayworth’s Marriage Menagerie

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Liz Cheney: Chip Off The Old Crock

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Subversive Limerick

Thursday, March 4th, 2010