TNR: “Donald Trump was furious that Alina Habba Mildon allegedly was paid $50 million to help secure a presidential pardon for a Venezuelan billionaire family—and didn’t share it with him.”
Donald doesn’t want bribes to decrease
And he sure doesn’t want them to cease.
He loves thiev’ry and fraud;
Acts he’ll pardon, e’en laud . . .
On receipt of a sizable piece.
I just read that Trump’s selling cologne!
Brand new grifting from Trump? Hold the phone!
I am stunned, simply shocked
And amazed, startled, rocked
That the thief’s stock of rip-offs has grown!
No, I am NOT making this up:
Hey guitarists, you need a new axe?
You like Trump? You’ll be thrilled to the max,
Cuz the grifter’s now selling
Guitars. There’s no telling
What’s next … though my bet’s on the sax.
Dear Donald, I see that once more,
You’re begging for dollars galore.
I’m amused that you claim
It’s for lawsuits. How lame!
Bills from lawyers are bills you ignore.
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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